UPDATE: Drunk Australian Pig That Started Fight With Cow Killed In Car Accident

Actually Swino.

Fraser Coast Chronicle: A boozy feral pig that shot to international fame after drinking 18-cans of beer, starting a fight with a cow and causing chaos at an Australian campsite has died in a car accident.

Local authorities confirmed that “Swino” had recently been hit by a passing vehicle in a remote stretch of the northern Pilbara region of Western Australia, adding that he had been identified by distinctive markings on the back of his ears.

It is not known if Swino had been drinking before the accident.

Wow, that last sentence was uncalled for, amirite? Poor Swino spends years trying to repair his damaged reputation after his drunken rampage and then the Fraser Coast Chronicle takes a cheap shot like that after he kicks the bucket. Sad really, even though he sort of hogged the spotlight for awhile. I wonder if they called the hambulance? Bottom line, this is quite a twist to the tale.  Rest in Peace, ya little porker.

PS- Get it? Twist to the tale? Tail? Never mind.

PPS- I hate myself right now.