Posts Tagged ‘Are people still wearing pants falling off their asses?’

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So I was in a local establishment yesterday evening and this bro came in and sat beside me. As you can see he was rockin’ the classic Underwear Showing/Pants Hanging Off the Ass Look that became popular around, oh, 1992 and ended (I thought) around 2005. Whatever, it seems that once again I’m not on the cutting edge of popular fashion. I actually waited to watch this dude get up and walk away because I had no idea how he was going to pull it off. Turns out he sort of slid off his stool, grabbed his belt above the groin area, and kind of skated away like a 2nd grader who’d shit his pants. I only watched for a minute though, because at one point he turned around and I’m pretty sure he saw me laughing at him.

Note: Please don’t make this a racial thing. This type of assclownery pants-wearing has been known to cross all cultural lines.