Have you seen the new Hamburglar? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

Listen, I never bitched when McDonald’s came up with the McLobster bowl or whatever the hell it was, and I never complained about the Hula Burger. Shoot, I think I even tried one of their Arch Deluxe’s once.

But McDonald’s, you have gone too far. You have gone and turned my beloved Hamburglar into an unshaven, creepy looking miscreant who appears to be enticing somebody with a hamburger and saying, “Shhhh, I promise not to hurt you.” Seriously, that cat has evil intentions written all over him. Jeebus.

Make him go away, McDonald’s. Make him go away now.