We all heard ’em while growing up. Old Wives’ Tales. Some are so embedded in the fabric of our lives they’re nearly impossible to remove. Without further ado, let’s take a look at 15 of the most popular ones and I’ll promptly debunk them. I’ll start with an Old Wives’ Tale (OWT), followed by the truth. Sorry in advance old wives, but you are about to be debunked.
OWT
You can catch a cold by going outside in cold weather without a coat or with wet hair.
TRUTH
You catch a cold through exposure to bacteria or viruses, not by actually getting cold. It’s just that viruses survive better in colder temperatures.
OWT
Reading in dim light hurts your eyes.
TRUTH
Reading in a darkly lit room might give your eyes some dryness or fatigue, but it won’t cause any serious or long-term damage. Chillax.
OWT
Humans only use 10% of their brains.
TRUTH
In reality, the entire human brain is constantly active—even when we are sleeping. That said, I had a kid in class we called Cheese Cracker who I’m pretty sure only used about 7% of his brain.
Humans eat an average of 8 spiders a year while sleeping.
TRUTH
Scientists say it highly unlikely that a spider would ever end up in your mouth. Spiders tend to be found either tending their webs or hunting in nonhuman-infested areas. They usually don’t intentionally crawl into a bed because it offers no prey. Why in the world would they enter your mouth? Spiders ain’t dumb. Everybody settle down.
OWT
You should pee on a jellyfish sting.
TRUTH
Uh, that doesn’t work, but this does – first, remove the tentacles (that’s what’s hurting you so much) with something other than your fingers unless you want get stung again. Next, pour something acidic, like vinegar, lemon juice, or battery acid, on the sting. Finally, use a flat object like a butter knife to scrape off the stinging cells. Do that and you have treated your jellyfish sting, all without having Uncle Roger pee on you.
PS- I was joking about the battery acid. Don’t do that.
OWT
Cracking your knuckles will give you arthritus.
TRUTH
Scientists have never actually found a link between knuckle cracking and arthritis. Still, it’s annoying as hell so stop. Also stop popping your gum. And chewing with your mouth open. I’ll stop now.
OWT
Eating too much turkey makes you sleepy.
TRUTH
While meat does contain an amino acid that helps to create melatonin, a brain chemical known for making people tired, turkey does not actually cause more fatigue than other foods. We’re actually tired because of the large quantities of carbohydrates and alcohol that a lot of us consume on Thanksgiving. What I’m saying is that Uncle Ned is in the recliner sleeping because he’s drunk.
OWT
Sitting too close to the television will harm your eyes.
TRUTH
This one stems from the fact that General Electric produced color TVs back in the 1960s that emitted up to 100,000 times more radiation than federal health officials considered to be safe—and while the television sets were recalled almost immediately, the Old Wives’ Tale hangs around (even with our new TV technology and whatnot).
PS- I’m not expert but 100,000 times more radiation does seem a tad high.
OWT
You shouldn’t swim for 30-minutes after eating.
TRUTH
This Old Wives’ Tale assumes that after eating the body diverts blood from your limbs to the digestive tract, thus depleting your arms and legs of enough blood to swim. While it is true that digestion requires extra blood, the body does not drain the limbs of enough blood to work properly. Bottom line, you might get a small cramp. Deal with it.
PS- I fondly remember swimming at the Mead Pool. It was amazing. I also fondly remember a girl about my age named Tammy that swam there. I had a remendous crush on her and would immediately look for her upon our arrival. I long for a simpler time.
OWT
Bulls hate the color red.
TRUTH
People believe this because the bull charges at that thing the matador waves around, called a muleta. Actually, bulls are color blind. They’re agitated by the motion of the muleta, not its color. On a related note, I hate bullfighting. I always root for a good old fashioned goring. Leave the damn bull alone.
OWT
The 5-second rule.
TRUTH
This Old Wives’ Tale infers that if you drop food on the floor and snatch it up within 5-seconds it wasn’t on the floor/ground long enough to gather germs. Nobody really believes athat anymore, right? We say that jokingly, right? Right?
PS- This Old Wives’ Tale is sometimes known as the 3-second rule. Or in my case the 3-minute rule.
OWT
It takes 7-years to digest a piece of gum.
TRUTH
Negatory. The truth is gum doesn’t digest at all. It travels through your digestive tract and then, you know. On a related note, who swallows their gum?
OWT
To cure a hangover, just have a little “hair of the dog.” In other words have a drink.
TRUTH
Seems sort of obvious but you can’t drink your way out of a hangover, although many have tried. Der. I have seen people do it simply to stay drunk though.
OWT
Eating chocolate will give you acne.
TRUTH
I heard this one a lot whilst growing up. It is true that a high fat or high sugar diet can exacerbate acne and sugary stuff can often cause hormone fluctuations, which can increase acne. However, there is no evidence that eating normal amounts of chocolate directly triggers acne. In reality dark chocolate actually promotes numerous health benefits. Snack away kids!
OWT
Rubbing whiskey on you baby’s gums will ease teething pain.
TRUTH