Posts Tagged ‘Pet Peeves’

So I took the first photo myself the other night, and it took every ounce of self-control I had to not go ever there and let the air out of this assclown’s tires. I mean really? You’re afraid of dents? It’s a Dodge Dakota, dumbass. As for the second photo, well, there’s a special place in hell reserved for people who do this. That’s just spitting in the face of all that is holy.

Whew. I feel better already.

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If you put a goatee on this guy wouldn’t he sort of look like me?

Just some random thoughts that have been running through my brain . . .

  • If I hear the word “framily” on TV one more time I’m going to punch somebody in the throat.
  • That commercial with the puppets on wires? I don’t get it. I mean, that dude is married to a life-sized puppet. He has a puppet kid and a puppet father-in-law. In addition, it’s terrifying to me. I hate puppets.
  • If I hear a supposedly educated person on television pronounce the word “nuclear” as “nucular” one more time I shall hunt them down and snap their brain stem.
  • People constantly use the word “literally” incorrectly. Lesson of the Day: If you say you were “literally scared to death” it means you are now dead. So shut it.