So I got a lovely message from a LeBron fan today. Or did I?

So I got an awesome comment today on my acclaimed blog entitled “15 Reasons I Hate LeBron James“ and I just have to share it with you. Being the world renowned opinionated blogger that I am, I attract all kinds ya know.

As many of you know I’ve already received a pretty strongly worded counterpoint to that blog already, which may or may not have been written by King James himself. This latest comment is a little more angry and hateful, as you shall soon see.

Here’s the comment, followed by my response:

John Utely (or so he says):

Dumb ass article sound like u mad cus ur butt hurt lebron won idiot get off that dudes dick and go get some pussy u faggot

Ouch!

My response:

I always appreciate intelligent, well thought out responses from my fans. Thanks for reading!

But seriously, if this guy is LeBron’s defender The King is in trouble, amirite? Nice grammar, bro. Your punctuation is stellar. “sound like u mad cus ur butt hurt“? Really? That’s the best you got? Here’s some advice for you. When writing a well thought out critique of a blog try and make some sense and, you know, at least throw some capitalization and a period or two in there.

I’m thinking this either came from a LeBron Fanboy or LeBron himself again, except this time it’s clear he’s in a downward spiral, obsessing over me whilst planning my grisly demise.

Just in case the latter is true, if anybody sees a Hummer with license plates reading “THEKING6” on it in the vicinity of Bourneville, do me a favor and give me a holler and a heads-up.

Then again, Sparky vs. LeBron might be fun to watch.

Have a great evening.

Note: I’m kidding. I’m 10% 35% 50% 75% 99% sure LeBron is not behind this.