More Proof That Dolphins Are Probably Smarter Than We Are

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. 100-years from now people are going to understand how smart animals really are and we’re all going to look like a bunch of damn cavemen. For example, below are two videos of dolphins. In our first entry, we see a bunch of dolphins out enjoying themselves, just surfing the waves like dolphins do. Enter a land dweller on a surfboard and one of the dolphins decides to take matters into his own fins. You cannot tell me this dolphin didn’t know exactly what he was doing. Watch how he leaps and turns in the air to take this bum out. Classic stuff.

PS- I’m pretty sure he did it because of that clown’s hat.

Next up we have a dumb humanoid that dropped her phone into the ocean. Of course a dolphin fetched it for her and gave it back. A human scuba diver would have probably snatched it and slithered off into the deep. The dolphin? It returned the phone to its rightful owner. Dolphins, man.

Then again, there’s always a bad apple in every bunch.