Archive for the ‘Tweets’ Category

Good stuff. Click and scroll, man.

Hall of Fame worthy indeed. Click and scroll.

Enjoy the slideshow.

Dads. Click and scroll.

Well, if you’re old like myself at least. Click, scroll, and enjoy.

Click and scroll for the hilarity.

Or maybe you did. Click and scroll to see the whole pic.

Imagine walking through a museum, looking up, and seeing a painting of someone from over 100-years ago that looked just like you. Lordy that would be a strange and eerie experience. Chills, man.

I know we can relate. Click and scroll.

Click and scroll for the funny.

You will smile. Click and scroll.

Good . . . Lord.

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Yeah, John Lennon said it best:

Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you’re gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin’ to do
It’s up to you, yeah you
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Check out the video below, but suffice it to say John knew. Before the video though, take a gander at some tweets exemplifying where karma took a bite out of some folks. Click and scroll man. Click and scroll.

I laughed out loud at the first one.

You will laugh. Click and scroll for the funny.

Click on one, then scroll for the burns.

Tim is new to this whole Twitter thing, but damn it if he’s not giving it his all. Tim is a National Treasure and, dare I say, the hero we all need right now.

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Oh, there have been many a dumb moment on television. Fonzie jumping the shark, Geraldo opening Al Capone’s vault, Dan Quayle, I could go on for days. But yesterday may have taken the proverbial cake. It all started with this tweet:

As you can surely see, the Math here is a bit flawed. And by “a bit” I mean “horrendously.” Any 5th grader knows that 1,000,000 divided by 1,000,000 is 1, right? Right? The truth is, every American would have gotten $1.53. But hey, the guy was only $999,998.47 off the mark. Amazingly though, MSNBC anchor Brian Williams and NYT Board Member Mara Gay aired the tweet and discussed it on live TV:

Oh boy.

Accurate.

Kids, man. And hey, check out the video at the bottom.

And speaking of dumb kids . . .

Thought provoking.

From God to Ryan Reynolds, there are some hysterical tweeters out there. Enjoy.

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So the Golden State Warriors (GSW in the glorious tweet below) blew a 31-point lead to the Clippers in the playoffs last night, and it was like watching a slow death right before your eyes. I don’t know if its just that I have a lot of experience watching basketball or what, but when the Clippers trimmed the lead to 25 I started getting a weird vibe that it might happen, and I even told a couple people. Kevin Durant was being his normal petulant self as Pat Beverely was establishing permanent residence in his head, everyone seemed discombobulated and Draymond Green was calling everyone on his own team bitches right on National TV. Sure, the Warriors will win the series but at the very least they lost 3-days of valuable rest by blowing that game last night. Still, the best part of the game was Draymond’s mother and her epic reaction to the loss. Check out her tweet below. She’s not only ticked off, she’s ticked all the way off. Good stuff man.

Yikes.

Ouch.