Bro kills pig, never has to buy bacon again.

A North Carolina hunter says he bagged a massive wild hog weighing 500 pounds, reports WNCT’s Katie Banks.

“It was very surreal,” the hunter, Jett Webb, told the station. “It was a shock. It was very humbling to say the least, when you walk up on a beast that big and you say, ‘Oh my gosh. I had no idea that there could be something that big running around the woods of Eastern North Carolina.'”

Webb spotted the hog last month in Bertie County on land leased by a local hunting club. Other hunters had been vying for it since capturing it on trail cameras.

“The Mohawk down the back, the tusks really lean, the muscular big front end,” Webb said. “This is far from a domesticated docile pig that we’re used to.”

Just a few thoughts here . . .

First off, am I the only one that feels a little bad for the pig? I mean, this old boy roams the woods for God knows how long and some redneck bro with the pretentious name of Jett and an AR-10 comes along and guns you down in your tracks. Sad really.

Secondly, has anyone ever said anything more obvious than, “This is far from a domesticated docile pig that we’re used to.” Gee, ya think? That ain’t Porky Pig you blew away there Jett, that’s a Hogzilla if I ever saw one.

And in closing, HOLY HELL LOOK AT THAT PIG!