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So some bro created a cloud lamp that reacts in real time to the tweets of Donald Trump, because of course he did. This connected lamp is capable of reacting in real time to messages posted on Twitter, creating a thunderstorm every time a hilarious, self-congratulatory, delusional Trump tweet is posted. It’s the perfect gift for those of us who’d like a warning before a Trump Tweet slaps us in the Twitter Face, or for those who enjoy and approve of The Donald’s wacky, childlike antics. As for me, I’m going to purchase one and have the Looney Tunes theme song play with every Trump Tweet.

Photos and video below.

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Some classics here. Click on the pics and scroll to get the full effect, man.

So this popped up on the Twitter late Thursday night after Trump buddy Tom Brady’s Patriots got waxed by Kansas City 42-27. Classic stuff.

WHEN YOUR FRIEND’S APPROVAL RATINGS DROP BELOW 35%

So the prestigious Washington Post just fired off one of the most insightful, in-depth and well-researched tweets of the year with this gem:

NATION’S FOURTH LARGEST CITY STRUGGLES TO GET MOVING AGAIN AFTER HARVEY

 

Gee Washington Post, ya think?

 

That’s pretty high alright.

 

Yep.

My kinda kid.

Moms, man. Just diabolical.

Boom. Roasted.

So the internet is exploding over The Donald’s supposed “shove” of Prime Minister Milo Dukanovic of Montenegro. Hey, do you think the Trumpster’s gonna stand behind the leader of Montenegro?* Hell no. This is exactly what the people who voted for him want and expect him to do, man. Just knockin’ NATO leaders around like a boss. Seriously though, this just looked like a friendly slap to me. That dude’s lucky Big D didn’t chokeslam him and follow it up with an elbow drop. Montenegro? Get your ass to the end of the line. ‘Murica!

*Montenegro is a country in Europe and it’s beautiful, in case you didn’t know. It was formed in 1992 after the breakup of Yugoslavia. On a related note, I had no idea it existed until 3-minutes ago. 

That little jacket adjustment at the end just topped off the whole move, amirite? Trump, man.

So this couple posted an engagement photo online, along with an open pregnancy test box in the lower foreground. Oops. Anyway, the resulting Facebook conversation was a classic.

I don’t know why but this cracked me up.

Well, good Lord. I guess his heart was in the right place?

As you all know, JK Rowling is the author of all the Harry Potter books. In addition, it turns out she’s someone you don’t want to mess with on the ol’ Twitter unless you want to be brutally destroyed. Here are some of her comebacks to the Twitter Trolls. JK Rowling is diabolical, man.

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Social media users became outraged after someone posted an image of what happyhourappears to be packaging for the “Happy Hour Playset” on Facebook on December 6. The packaging says the playset includes a pretend bar, bar stools and beer bottles and shows toddlers standing at the plastic bar with plastic bottles in their hands and a very young bartender behind the bar. 

Readers took their frustrations to the Fisher-Price Facebook page for marketing such an item to toddlers or their parents. 

One Facebook user said, “Saw this and had to write. What the heck are you thinking? I hope to heaven that nobody buys this for their children it’s sick.”

The image was obviously photo-shopped by a very talented graphic designer. 

OK, listen up angry, judgemental, and sanctimonious people on your high horses: IT’S A JOKE. IT’S NOT REAL YOU MORONS.  See, those kids aren’t drinking real beer. It’s pretend. And look at that bartender. Adorable. On a related note, I’ve received look from bartenders before. And I love the words on the side. “Rough day at the playground? Pull up a stool!” That’s gold, Jerry. Gold.

Note: It’s just a matter of time before somebody starts selling this item for realz. Count on it.

Poor Hank, man.

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She set herself up with that one.

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