Posts Tagged ‘Bad Christmas Photos’

Why? Because the masses have asked for it. Let’s dive right in! Oh, you can click on the photo to enlarge, but do so at your own risk!

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Note to all teenagers: Never get into a hot tub with a man wearing a porn mustache.

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Although Myrna’s twin babies were born minutes apart, Bubba always seemed more mature than little Alex.

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Because nothing says Christmas like a suburban white family pretending to be rappers.

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Taken mere moments before Bob the Duck snapped, putting a final and bloody end to the human’s domination of the animals.

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Sadly, only when the stench began to spread did everyone realize Santa was dead.

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Spreading holiday STDs since 1973.

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Few know that Kris Kringle’s younger brother Roy branched off to start his own unsuccessful tradition, The Annual Stuffing of the Teddy Bears.

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Rudolph has really let himself go. On a related note, looks like mom’s about to get rear-ended.

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One year the Farnarkle’s tried to give themselves away for Christmas, only to be returned to Nerds ‘r’ Us on the 26th.

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HOLY MOTHER! The over-under on the number of people buried in this couple’s backyard is 12.

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Yes honey, I know. Sometimes you can be a little TOO close to The North Pole.

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When the authorities finally busted into Blitzen’s apartment, here’s what they found mounted on the wall.

That’s all I got! Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!

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So my last Bad Christmas Photos blog was such a rousing success and critically acclaimed home run I’d thought I gift you with a Part 2. Without further ado . . .

Baby Glen remained surprisingly relaxed considering his mom and dad were Siamese Twins joined at the head.

For reasons unknown to me, I feel that a baby goat is the only pet this couple could possibly have. And God that goat looks miserable.

The last known photo of the Kirschner’s, taken shortly before father put strychnine in the eggnog.

As a prank, the fellas told Larry that the Ugly Christmas Sweater Party was actually a 70’s Disco Rave.

Clayton was having a great time until the Peterson’s pet Chihuahua decided to take a piss on his leg.

Minutes later, to Larry’s horror, his favorite Diana Ross doll was eaten by a jealous Bubba the Bulldog.

Weird Al Yankovic’s younger brother Ziggy was always jealous of his older sibling’s success. Sadly, he took out his frustration on his cat Zelda, the only pussy he’d ever known. On a related note, I hate myself right now.

Hey, when you look that fabulous and know it it’s hard to contain your joy. I ain’t mad at him.

Taken moments before Marla’s pet monkey Scarlet attacked the photographer for his insensitive comment regarding Marla’s lack of pants.

So there ya go. If I offended anyone you should probably, you know, not click on the link.

Merry Christmas!