A bag of air from Kobe’s last game got a $16,000 bid on eBay. In related news, people are freaking insane.

Yeah, so this happened. Some idiot put this bag of air from Kobe’s last game on eBay, set the minimum bid at $1.00, and some bigger idiot has bid $16,000 on it. Seriously, I swear to God I’ve never seen more fawning and hero-worship over a guy retiring from a game in my life. On a related note, that bag also probably contains some authentic Jack Nicholson flatulence.