Wussification Rages As Baseball Celebrations Get Wimpier

Back before 2004, when athletes weren’t big babies and could handle a little champagne in their eyes, baseball celebrations looked like this:

Then, in 2004 the Boston Red Sox went all wussified and wore ski goggles. Now? Here’s how baseball players celebrate:

Good God. What’s next, hazmat suits? And the wussification continues . . .

PS- I know, I know. Champagne can supposedly damage your corneas. Blah-blah-blah. I don’t recall anyone going blind before 2004.