Posts Tagged ‘69-year old man arrested for “unwanted wooing.”’

A Strasburg bachelor who persisted in his unwanted pursuit of a woman 50 beardyears his junior will serve a year on parole and a year of probation for refusing to halt his advances.

Stephen S. Fisher, 69, was convicted by a jury in August of harassment and unwanted wooing for his actions between Dec. 24, 2014, and mid-January 2015, according to court records.

The report said Fisher broke a no-trespass order at the woman’s place of employment, repeatedly taking her flowers, calling her at home and promising to bless her with six daughters.

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times – harassment is one thing, but unwanted wooing is another. Don’t woo if it’s not wanted, folks. That said, what woman could resist Stephen S. Fisher and his spectacular neckbeard? Sure, he may have gone a little overboard with the six daughters promise, but the flowers were a nice touch, amirite? Anywho, what’s the world coming to when a man isn’t allowed to woo? Sad really.

PS – Honestly, who woos anymore? Nobody woos, do they? Wooing is so 1943.