New soccer mascot is a child’s nightmare fuel.

This is Kingsley. He’s the new mascot for Patrick Thistle, a soccer team over in Scotland. I have no idea what Kingsley is but I do know he’s absolutely horrifying. Something about his lack of pupils that’s a little unsettling. Having said that, I gotta say I’m on board with this guy. Something about that face screams “I need love.” You go Kingsley. You go.