Man pleads guilty to manslaughter in Atomic Wedgie death, and I swear I’m not making this up.

From The Oklahoman:

An Oklahoma man has pleaded guilty to manslaughter for killing his stepfather with an “atomic wedgie,” pulling the man’s own underwear over his head and causing him to suffocate. At a hearing Wednesday, he told the judge: “Things got out of hand.”

On Monday, Brad Lee Davis, 34, pleaded guilty to first-degree manslaughter ahead of a jury trial set for next week.

Gee, ya think Brad? Yep, I’d say things got a little “out of hand.”

Seriously, I’ve heard of some bad ways to go but by God this has to be the worst. Just passing out with your Fruit of the Looms stretched over your head, never to wake up again.

And imagine you’re a relative of the dead guy . . .

“So I heard your Uncle Mort died.”

“Yep.”

“How did he go?”

“The coroner’s official ruling was ‘Death by Atomic Wedgie.’ Brad Lee Davis pulled his whitey tighties clean up over his head. The last thing he saw were the words ‘75% cotton, 25% polyester, Made in Costa Rica.'”

Death by Atomic Wedgie. You can’t make this stuff up, kids.

PS: I swear to God I went in to check the tags on my underwear to see what was written on them. That’s blogging integrity right there, folks. You’re welcome.