Beware the Cows

What’s your beef?

Police say a herd of cows attacked and killed a German woman hiking through their fenced-in pasture after apparently being riled by the sight of her leashed dog.

They said the 45-year-old victim was rushed by about 20 cows and their calves. Attempts by an emergency crew to revive her were unsuccessful.

The attack occurred on Monday on a mountain pasture in Austria’s Tyrol province. The woman’s name was not released, in accordance with Austrian confidentiality rules.

And so it begins. I always knew the cows would turn on us at some point. Something about the way they look at you when you drive by them, just awaiting their chance to catch you unaware. And no way we treat cows the way we’ve been treating them without repercussions sooner or later.

And how about that woman, huh? Guess she didn’t m-o-o-o-o-v-e fast enough. Hey-O!

Anymoo, lesson learned. Never trust a cow.

PS- Seriously, this is your classic case of animals looking after each other, right? Those cows saw that little dog on a leash and proceeded to go all gangsta on that woman. Cows, man.