Posts Tagged ‘Bad Police Sketch’

Berks County, Pa. (WTXF) Cumru Township police say they are searching for suspect wanted for a food mart robbery. According to police, on Monday August 8, Cumru Township police were dispatched to the Valero–Shillington Food Mart, located at 110 Revere Blvd, for a robbery that had just occurred.  Police say the suspect entered the store wearing a dark hooded sweatshirt, possibly blue in color, with the hood up and pulled tightly around the suspect’s face. The suspect was also wearing gray sweatpants with white stripes down the side of the pant legs. Police have released a sketch of the suspect:
sketch
Wait. BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! That’s the sketch? Who drew it, the sheriff’s 9-year old niece? Good God. I’ve been trying to think of something I could do to supplement my retirement, and I may have my answer right here – police sketch artist for the Cumru Township Po-Po Department.
PS – Seriously, though, that drawing is just awful. 

Honestly, how do you become a police sketch artist? Because I’m pretty sure I could do it. Hell, I know I could do the job better than the guy in the video below. Dude sketched an African-American Beavis right there, amirite? Jeebus.

awful