Wanna see a drunk bro fall 60-feet from a redwood tree into a river? O.K.

When you’re drunk and other drunks are yelling “Don’t do it man!“, always listen. Always. You know, unless you want to be placed in a medically-induced coma after suffering a torn abdomen, stitches to your lower abdomen, a partially collapsed and bruised lung, and a shattered right elbow and broken pelvis, which incidentally is what happened to this bozo.