Everyone knows what a palindrome is, right? Words or sentences that read the same both forwards and backwards? Like Mom or Dad? Race car? Yeah, those. Anyway, I’ve always been fascinated by them, partly because they’re cool and partly because they’re almost always funny. Why? I have no idea. My brain is weird. Anyway, here are my 15 favorite palindromes along with my completely nonsensical comments on each. Enjoy. Or not. I don’t really give a damn. It’s not my fault my interests are vast and eclectic.
Step on no pets.
I simply cannot argue with that sentiment.
Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
Legit question, amirite?
Dammit, I’m mad!
Huh. Even palindromes have foul mouths.
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
And why would you ask Otis to . . . never mind. I don’t want to know.
A Santa lived as a devil at NASA.
That’s a terrifying proposition.
Madam In Eden, I’m Adam.
Biblical, man.
Was it a rat I saw?
Yep. That’s a rat alright.
Do geese see God?
I’m guessing no. Just a hunch.
A man, a plan, a canal. Panama.
This one actually makes the most sense.
Go hang a salami. I’m a lasagna hog.
Both sentences bring to mind great images, right?
Never odd or even.
Then what? Wait. Is zero neither odd nor even? I’m getting a headache.
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
Mr. Owl is destined for digestive problems.
Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
Something about that last sentence that kills me. Love this one.
Tulsa night life: Filth, gin, a slut.
I’ve heard this is 100% accurate. Sorry, Tulsans.
A nut for a jar of tuna.
Sounds like an even trade.
Hey kids, since we’re educating you did you know a group called They Might Be Giants wrote a song about palindromes? Sure did. It contains palindromes! Here ’tis!