Posts Tagged ‘Backwards hats’

I hate to be cranky on this gorgeous day but there are a few things I need to get off my chest, things that have been bugging me. If you’ll indulge me for a moment and let me vent I’d appreciate it. This will only take a sec and you can be on your way. Here we go . . .

1. Wearing sunglasses indoors.

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 Yes, unless you’re Ferris Bueller, don’t do this. You look like an idiot. Trying way too hard bro.

2. Popped collars.

Popped collars are making a comeback. Apparently the youngsters think this is a good look again. Advice to youngsters: It isn’t.

3. Men in capri pants.

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Can we call these Manpris? I think we can. Yeah . . .  not a fan. This just screams European to me. No, really, I’d scream “EUROPEAN!” if I happened upon these atrocities. Want proof? Look at Dwyane Wade up there

4. People who talk loudly, on their cell phones, in public.


Years ago I used to think people were just proud of their cool cell phones and wanted us to notice. Now I just think they’re asshats.

5. People who wait until they get to the front of the line to order.

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This happened to me on the way home from the beach. I went inside McDonalds because the drive-thru line was huge. Anyway, I’m about 5-people back and I have to wait. Then the woman in front of me gets her turn and proceeds to only then look at the menu and say, “Let’s see. H-u-m-m-m-m-m…” First of all, why do you even have to look at a McDonalds menu anyway? Did they add the Marinated Breast of Duck when I wasn’t paying attention? Secondly, you had 10-freaking minutes to look at the menu. Jeebus.

6. Movies that are too long.

This drives me insane. Virtually every movie out there could be, at a minimum, a half hour shorter. You see, you get these egotistical blowhard directors who think they’re making Ben Hur and they’re not. It’s Hangover II, dumbass. Keep it short and sweet, clean it up, slim it down, streamline that sucker. Sometimes, shorter is better.

7. Old guys who wear their hats backwards or sideways.

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Yeah, not a good look after, say, 7-years old? Stop it. Just stop it. And sideways takes your douchebaggery up a couple more notches. Thought: I wonder if this is where the word “asshat” originated?

You know, it just occurred to me that I may be a bit too judgemental.

Nah.

Have a good day.