Couple’s first dance is gut wrenchingly awkward, nearly unwatchable.

Well, at least for me. I cannot tell you how much I despise this sort of thing. I literally want to hide under a table when I watch this self-absorbed bullshit. When did weddings turn into a place where egocentric asshats perform goofy, rehearsed dances for captive audiences? It’s your day already, people, everyone is watching you already. We don’t need you and your wedding party prancing around to Sir Mix-a-Lot and Beyonce to get our attention. Good Lord. Have some class for once.

Note: Please don’t message me saying how cute you think this is or to tell me “It’s their day! Let them have their fun!” Hey, they can have all the fun they want. Just do it somewhere I don’t have to watch it.