Original Ronald McDonald was appallingly nightmarish .

So somebody claiming to be my friend texted me a photo of the first-ever Ronald McDonald. They knew of my aversion to all things clowns, so they assumed this would frighten me. Listen, it’s no secret that I hate clowns, and the modern day version or Ronald is bad enough so how bad could the original be? I mean really? Anyway, I downloaded the photo and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! LOOK AT THE ORIGINAL RONALD MCDONALD!

Nothing says funny like double eyebrows, a box hat and a cup nose. Yeah, that’ll bring the kids running. I’m surprised he didn’t have French fry fingers. Lord have mercy.