Dude passes gas in girlfriend’s face, gets what he deserves.

 (HuffPo) — A woman from Immokalee, Fla., allegedly threw an 8-inch-long kitchen knife at her boyfriend after he farted in her face. Deborah Ann Burns, 37, told Collier County detectives that an argument ensued Tuesday night, while the two were watching TV, Naples Daily News reported. Burns says that her boyfriend purposely passed gas while walking by her on his way to the kitchen. When officers responded to a report of a possible stabbing, they found Burns’ boyfriend in front of his house, with cuts on his abdomen and left arm, according to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office arrest report sent to The Huffington Post. The victim told authorities that his stomach wound came when Burns and he were arguing in the kitchen over money. He said she threw the knife at him, left the house, but came back, and struck him in the arm with a stick. According to the report, the victim makes no mention of the alleged flatulence, but “continually stated if [Burns] returned he would kick her ass.” When detectives interviewed Burns, she allegedly asserted that her boyfriend became agitated and began yelling only after she confronted him about his fart.

You know what? I’m generally against violence of any kind but if anybody deserved to get cut it was this dude. Farting and belching in somebody’s face are the two worst acts a human can commit in my opinion. Hey, try that with me and even I can’t be held responsible for my actions either.

Maybe this cat, and others, will think twice before pulling this move next time. Deborah Ann Burns did a favor for all of us. Well done Ms. Burns. Well done indeed.

Note: My students will be the first to tell you that two things will make me become unhinged. Farting and belching. Will. Not. Tolerate. It.