Honestly, I was half expecting this dude to go straight through that net like Wile E. Coyote in a Roadrunner cartoon. In fact, I was kinda hoping for it. And that guy over the loudspeaker said, “You have witnessed history” like it was the signing of the Declaration of Independence or something rather than some attention seeking media whore. Hell, had I known this was happening I’d have prayed for a strong gust of wind at the last second. Oh well. Maybe next time.