Man stabbed over TV volume, and hey, I get it. Sort of.

EAST GREENWICH, R.I. (WPRI) — One man was arrested and another rushed to the hospital Tuesday morning following a stabbing in East Greenwich. Police were called to an apartment building near the intersection of Main and Dedford Streets overnight for reports of a stabbing.

According to police, David Sisti, 60, went to Gary Raymond’s house and asked him to turn down the volume on the television. Police said shortly after that, Sisti went to the victim’s house armed with a nearly 8-inch kitchen knife and stabbed his neighbor in the chest and abdomen when the man answered his door.

Listen, I’m not mad at David Sisti for stabbing a guy over the TV volume. Not mad at all. I, however, usually go in the other direction. I feel like stabbing people that have the volume too low. Nothing worse than straining to hear the TV when you’re watching a riveting episode of The View.

Yep, too many loud concerts for me. Not to mention I’ve played my music way too loud for way too long. My ears are shot, man.

So, turn my volume down and you might get stabbed with an 8-inch kitchen knife too, man. I gotta hear what Whoopi is saying about that Caitlyn Jenner chick.

Have a wonderful evening.