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So this popped up on the Twitter late Thursday night after Trump buddy Tom Brady’s Patriots got waxed by Kansas City 42-27. Classic stuff.

WHEN YOUR FRIEND’S APPROVAL RATINGS DROP BELOW 35%

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So the prestigious Washington Post just fired off one of the most insightful, in-depth and well-researched tweets of the year with this gem:

NATION’S FOURTH LARGEST CITY STRUGGLES TO GET MOVING AGAIN AFTER HARVEY

 

Gee Washington Post, ya think?

 

 

Wait.

So if you don’t know, Neil Degrasse Tyson is an astrophysicist, author, and scientist of some renown. He’s on TV all the freakin’ time. Anywho, he thinks he has all the answers and he took a shot at cats recently, which turned out to be a mistake. Why? Because a cat named Bitches responded by eviscerating him in one vicious tweet. Game, set, match to Bitches.

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The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes.

That’s The Donald’s recent tweet. Seems we have 6970 warheads and Russia has 7300. And even though Trump and Putin are besties, we can’t have that now can we? But we really have nothing to worry about, The Donald beng all even-tempered and whatnot. I can’t imagine him overreacting to anything.

PS – How long do you think it’ll be until the Saturday Night Live studio gets nuked? I’m guessing around January 20th.  

PPS – Head on a swivel, Alec Baldwin. Head on a swivel.

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Hilarity.

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Weird but honest.

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Really dumb.

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Yep.

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