Archive for the ‘Karma’ Category

Let’s begin with what may be the single greatest video on the internet right now. My comments follow . . .

First off, let’s get one thing out of the way. You can’t get much whiter than that dude, so he has to be happy about that. Secondly, you can’t be a white supremacist and wear your pants that low. You just can’t. That’s just copying the very folks you’re supposed to be supreme over. That’s lame, man. Bet he listens to Drake and Li’ Wayne too. Anyway, s-u-r-e it’s easy being a racist. You know, until you become separated from your fellow bigots and you’re being chased by some black guy with a stick. Then it gets real real fast, man. I mean, the little Eminem wannabe here couldn’t get that “uniform” off fast enough. But seriously, I had no idea the uniform of the white supremacists was a white polo and khakis. Not kidding, that’s the uniform. Isn’t that sort of lame? They look like the nerd that shows up to work on my laptop or something.

Anyway, bad look for the white supremacists, man. Guess their admission requirements are a little low?

PS- Can’t wait for the hate messages I’m sure to get from the Nazis. The over-under on grammar mistakes per message is 23.

Pure comedy.

 

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So some dude in Thailand apparently dangled a bowl of rice over a bear, teasing him by pulling it up and out of reach just as the bear reached for it. At some point Mr. Bear got fed up, grabbed the guy’s wrist, pulled him on down and went to town on him, just nibbling on him like a chew toy. You know, except with blood and stuff. I really hate to see people get hurt except when they’re messing with animals, then I’m highly amused by it. It’s really just a  form of natural selection, amirite? Weeding out the weak and whatnot? Enjoy.

PS- Unfortunately the guy is only in critical condition and not dead.

If you watch at the beginning you can see the cyclist cutting across traffic like an idiot. On a related note, always wear a helmet, kids.

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Posted: June 9, 2017 in Assclowns, Fails, Humor, Karma
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Here are some photos to make you feel smarter. Click on the photo to enlarge.

Karma, man. Gotta love it.

Shoplifter Meets Miss Karma

Damn kid deserved it.

Satisfying to watch.

Oops.

Love it.

Karma makes me as happy as George W dancing.

Listen, everyone knows I love animals and hate anything that has to do with hurting them. I can’t fathom why anyone would watch a bullfight. Don’t get it, won’t get it, will never get it. Anyway, this 7-second video is stellar for a couple reasons. The obvious one is that this dude gets absolutely demolished by the bull. The second one is the fact that he looks like he’s talking to a chick in the stands just before he’s demolished. He says something just before casually putting his foot on the door to presumably hold it shut, trying to look all cool and whatnot. Who’s cool now, toolbag? The bull, that’s who.

PS- A great soundtrack always makes a video better. Always.

Love how this bro’s “friend” is so understanding. Guy looks like he’s been through a meat grinder and his buddy is laughing hysterically the whole time.

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Attaboy Trigger.

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Dude clearly never grew up in the country.

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The stat line for Golden State’s Draymond Green, a game after kicking Oklahoma City’s Steven Adams in the groin: 6-points, 6-turnovers, 1 of 7 from the floor, 2-assists. Karma is a bitch, huh Draymond?

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Listen, the last guy you want to try and bully is a guy in khakis and polo who’s unloading a U-Haul. That’s just Bullying 101 right there. I mean come on, nobody’s ever in a good mood when they’re unloading a truck anyway, amirite? Then some punk comes up and starts asking for trouble. Well, careful what you ask for, shirtless bro.

PS: Khaki Guy clearly told the thug to go, didn’t he? Poor guy shoulda listened, man. Now he’s dealing with severe head trauma. Sucks to be him.

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Good for you man. Good for you.

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