NBA players spending $500 for glasses that don’t work? Yeah, seems about right.

As some of you may know, there’s a fashion trend among many idiot posers of the world  pro athletes and actors in which the point is to apparently look as stupid as humanly possible. I’m talking about ugly clothes, junior high backpacks and glasses without lenses. That’s right, I said glasses without lenses. This fashion trend is called “Nerd Chic”, which is an oxymoron if I ever heard one. Speaking of morons, here’s Dwyane (my mother didn’t know how to spell Duane) Wade after a recent loss to the Celtics.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dwyane Wade’s Pants.

I swear these guy’s stylists are laughing behind their back. Have to be. Here’s Dwyane wearing Justin Beiber’s pants. Wait. I could be wrong. From the waist down he looks just like Miley Cyrus.