The Jeweled Flower Mantis sure is purty, ain’t he? Check out those wings, man. See, he’s mimicking a flower so he can draw you in and eat you. And while the males are fairly communal the females are cannibalistic. Women, man. My crack staff says they “make easy pets with proper care.” Uh, OK. Not sure if I’d want one snuggling up with me on the couch, but hey, to each his own. Anywho, Jeweled Flower Mantis. Woot!
