Archive for January, 2013

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People vs. Winter

Posted: January 22, 2013 in Fails, Humor
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Winter is winning.

Sir, you are no John Wilkes Booth.

Big fan.

Damn you SEC. Damn you.

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Big dog shows pup how to get down the steps.

Dogs: 9,345,378,956,893.987,894.

Cats: 0.

PS – A cat would have pretended to help then shoved the kitten down the steps. No doubt.

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And here I thought baby showers were boring. I thought they were full of games like “Guess Mommy’s Tummy Size” and “Pin the Sperm on the Egg” and whatnot.

Shows what I know.

Stoughton – Just one sucker punch turned a happy Massachusetts baby shower into a brawl fo bottle-smashing and chair-bashing between 200 people. The unruly mob surrounded police who say they were urging parents to get their kids away from the fray. ‘The behavior was appalling. It was absolutely appalling. There’s just no other way to put it,’ Stoughton Police Executive Officer Robert Devine said. ‘The worst part was there was a lot of children. Our officers were concerned about the safety of the little ones, while the people who were fighting apparently could have cared less. They were swinging chairs and smashing bottles.’ One man, Patrick Cardoso Lopes, 24, of Brockton, was even hit with a Taser. ’Despite the danger they were in, they went with the less lethal option,’ Devine said. ‘The officers exercised extreme restraint. They had every right in the world to be in fear for their safety. It was a chaotic scene. It was probably one of the more dangerous ones they’ve been in. It was a baby shower. The baby’s father wasn’t any help. He was arguing with us that this was his party and no one was leaving.’ The brawl took place at Portuguese rental hall Club Luiz De Cameos in downtown Stoughton, where things went bad at roughly 20 minutes to midnight.

Kids present? Who cares? Gimme that chair! I have heads to smash here!

I’m giddy.

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I feel like I’m as sensitive to women’s issues as anybody, but is this what it’s come down to? ESPN issued an apology for this? Wasn’t this a nice thing to say? Ladies, help me out here.

Love this song and band. Just stellar.

I want to see this movie.

It actually seemed like it went this fast for me.