Posts Tagged ‘Shoe’s Life Tips’

Shoe’s Life Tips, Part 423

Posted: October 13, 2014 in Assclowns, Humor, Life
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Shoe’s Life Tip, Part 423: When walking up to check out at a gas station and a portly redneck in 98345front of you glances at you and your single bottled water, then proceeds to order $50.00 worth of lottery tickets at various prices whilst pausing forever before deciding which ticket to buy, it is always prudent to abstain from throat-punching the guy in the larynx.

That is all. As always, you’re welcome.

Shoe’s Life Tips, Part 379.

Posted: October 11, 2014 in Fails, Humor, Life
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Shoe’s Life Tip #379: When putting on a pair of jeans, never put your belt buckle-first into your mouth to hold until your pants are on. For when stepping into your pants, you could inadvertently step on the other end of the belt, jerking it from your mouth and nearly ripping your front teeth out of your skull in the process.

You’re welcome. That is all.