Tim Duncan can enter Free Agency! Let the Media Circus begin! Wait . . .

Tim “The Big Fundamental” Duncan, the San Antonio Spurs star and multiple-time league MVP and NBA Champion, has the chance to exercise his contract’s early termination option. If he does he’ll be a free agent July 1!

What will he do? WHAT WILL HE DO?

I’m sure we’ll see him hold the Spurs hostage for months, meeting with teams around the league as they bow at his feet and offer him untold riches, hip-hop contracts, movie deals, strippers and troupes of dancing midgets.