Tim Duncan can enter Free Agency! Let the Media Circus begin! Wait . . .

Posted: June 25, 2014 in Assclowns, Humor, Sports

Tim “The Big Fundamental” Duncan, the San Antonio Spurs star and multiple-time league MVP and NBA Champion, has the chance timto exercise his contract’s early termination option. If he does he’ll be a free agent July 1!

What will he do? WHAT WILL HE DO?

I’m sure we’ll see him hold the Spurs hostage for months, meeting with teams around the league as they bow at his feet and offer him untold riches, hip-hop contracts, movie deals, strippers and troupes of dancing midgets.

We’ll be inundated with media coverage as Timmy the Media Whore sits back and soaks in all the attention, basking in the adulation.

In the end, he’ll pick a team that “gives him the best chance to win” and by that he means “kisses his ass the most.”

Wait. Say what? Tim Duncan quietly re-signed with the Spurs?

Damn. Never mind. Guess I was thinking of Carmelo Anthony and LeBron James.

Gimme a holler.

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