ABC Network – A booze-pilfering, drunken, feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.
The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.
In the series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.
Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.
Ladies and gentlemen, every once in a awhile you come across a story that is so perfect, so splendid, so beyond compare that even a world-class blogger such as I cannot improve upon it. This, my friends, is one of those stories. Thank you and goodnight.
PS- Nothing worse than a pig who can’t handle his booze. Trust me, I’ve seen a few.
PPS- Seriously though, who amongst us hasn’t stolen some hooch, terrorized a campsite, fought with an innocent cow, and swam out into a river before passing out under a tree? I mean really? Don’t judge, people.
UPDATE: The pig, whose name was Swino, is dead. Sad news for all of us. You can read about it here.
Who won the fight pig or cow
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I remember seeing and sharing this post maybe 5 years ago.
Betsy slapped him with her purse.
Straya
HARHARHAR!!!
This particular post is getting a huge boost in hits from Australia. May I ask where you are all finding the link?
Which goes to prove Darwin was barking up the wrong tree.
Pigs descended from man.
This particular post is getting a huge boost in hits from Australia. May I ask where you are all finding the link?
So, did the pig win the fight or what?
This particular post is getting a huge boost in hits from Australia. May I ask where you are all finding the link?
Clever pig managing to open 18 cans of beer ??!!! As an Aussie find it a bit hard to believe !!! Mind you ! Stranger things do happen here ! ππβΉοΈπ¦πΊ
This particular post is getting a huge boost in hits from Australia. May I ask where you are all finding the link?
Dear PPS,
Only if, ..the works would be a better place.
World. Obviously.
Hey mate. It’s doing the rounds on FB. love it!
The Blog of Bloggers.
Before referring to yourself as a βworld class bloggerβ, perhaps you should spell and grammarian check your work.
#1. Any grammarian mistakes were done intentionally.
#2. The “world class blogger” remark is called sarcasm.
Thanks for reading Roxie!
Still enjoyed your article. Apparently my iPhone thinks itβs smarter than me and that grammarian was the right word!
“…spell and grammarian check your work.”
Lol! I think she means “check your spelling and grammar”.
This restores my faith in, well, not mankind–but everything else. Rest well, Swino. You’ll live eternally in our hearts and minds.
Not only did I do all that, I couldnβt remember her name the next morning
I’m curious about why you assume the Pig was a he… Most of the pigs I know that can’t hold their liquor a women
Haha. Good point. The name was Swino. Sounded male to me for some reason.
Even a world-class blogger such as me* or myself* not I.
Just came to say that. Cool story though. Sad ending.
Haha. Thanks for reading!
My great uncle used to talk about pickled pigs feet. Mmmmm!
Isn’t that just the average Australian person’s Friday night?
Haha! Love it!
Am I the only one who wants to see the video of the pig fighting the cow?
He may be gone, but he has left a fine legacy behind him. He will forever be my spirit animal.
Love your response. Thanks for reading!