Asshat Parkers of the Day!

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This page is dedicated to the outing of Asshat Parkers across the world. If you see an Asshat, please submit your photo, along with where the photo was taken, and we’ll post the photo for the world to see along with a description. You’ll then be an official member of the Asshat Patrol, a coveted title indeed. Fight the good fight and keep your eyes open for Asshat Parkers! Asshat Parkers of the Day, exposing asshats since 2016!

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From the Pike County Walmart, here’s your 400th Asshat of the the Day! Quite a historic milestone! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Steven Jeremy Spriggs for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, OH, here’s your 399th Asshat of the the Day! This is your classic Level 2 asshat maneuver right here! Outrageous! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member [I can’t remember please let me know] for busting this asshat!

From Quebec City, Canada, here’s your 398th Asshat of the the Day! Hey, I’m an asshat, why not park on this giant flower made of smaller flowers? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Pierpont Boule’ for busting this asshat!

From somewhere near the West Virginia border, here’s your 397th Asshat of the the Day! Another preposterous asshat move by a Corvette owner! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Elizabeth Mason for busting this asshat!

From Columbus, OH, here’s your 396th Asshat of the the Day! Listen, I know some people need a little extra room if they’re handicapped, but parking on the sidewalk? That’s bogus, man. Maybe back into the spot instead? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jamie Burier for busting this asshat!

From the Huntington High School student lot, here’s your 395th Asshat of the the Day! Just an outrageous, narcissistic move by this asshat! No wonder nobody likes him over there in The Township! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Eric Snyder for busting his son Gavin Snyder in his Dirty 30 truck!

From the lawless, anarchic and barbaric village of Greenfield, OH, (again) here’s your 394th Asshat of the the Day! It’s a town full of parking savages! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brian Carle for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, OH, (shockingly) here’s your 393rd Asshat of the the Day! Guess those lines aren’t painted brightly enough, huh, asshat? Thanks to always vigilant Asshat Patrol member Ethan Johnson for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, OH, here’s your 392nd Asshat of the the Day! Just an outlandish maneuver by this asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Todd Shoemaker for busting this asshat!

From Ocean Isle, NC, here’s your 391st Asshat of the the Day! Not even close, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Colin Kelley for busting this asshat!

From Townsend, TN here’s your 390th Asshat of the the Day! Get it? Orange? Tennessee? Volunteer asshats galore down there! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and my old friend Tom Robinson for busting this asshat!

From Ohio University-Chillicothe, here’s your 389th Asshat of the Day! Just a random, lazy parking job from somebody who was apparently late for class! Am I right Dylan Swingle? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Payton Beechler for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, OH here’s your 388th Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jonathon Huddleston for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, OH here’s your 387th Asshat of the Day! Just a lazy, half-asshat effort here. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Matt Hoops for busting this asshat!

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From Chillicothe, OH here’s your 386th Asshat of the Day! I am shocked, SHOCKED, that a big truck owner would park like that except not really! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Josh Marriott for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, OH here’s your 385th Asshat of the Day! Ladies and gentlemen, Greenfield has become a vast land of lawlessness and asshat parkers run amok! Just unrestrained, primitive parking savages far and wide! It’s a village gone mad, and I weep for my second hometown. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Shelley Wilson Smith for busting this asshat!

From Kroger in Chillicothe, OH here’s your 384th Asshat of the Day! Just a lazy asshattish effort here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Amber Brooke Kinnison for busting this asshat!

From Lowe’s in Chillicothe, OH here’s your 383rd Asshat of the Day! Just another giant truck asshat, playing by his own rules!
Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brian Carle for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, OH here’s your 379th and 380th Asshats of the Day! What is even happening here? It’s asshats run amok! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jon Mark Hall for busting these asshats!

From Bainbridge, OH here’s your 378th Asshat of the Day! Plenty of spots there, asshat, at least you could pull in straight. Sad really. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Hunter Gibson for busting this asshat!

From Miami Trace HS, here’s your 377th Asshat of the Day! Just a lazy asshat effort! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Nicholas Penwell for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 370th and 371st Asshats of the Day! That’s awful, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jacob Ott for busting his track coach Ben Burke and his teammate Travis Burton! Have some discipline boys!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 369th Asshat of the Day! Another half-asshat effort! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Nicholas Penwell for busting this asshat!

From Leesville, Louisiana, here’s your 368th Asshat of the Day! Plenty of spots asshat! Whaddup? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Hunter Sparks for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 367th Asshat of the Day! Just an unexplainable move by this asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Laura DePugh Pierce for busting this asshat!

From Hillsboro, Ohio, here’s your 366th Asshat of the Day! This asshat whipped right in front of a car to take 2-spots! Little did he know it was an Asshat Patrol member! Busted, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Roger Boles for busting this asshat!

From Corpus Christi, Texas, here’s your 365th Asshat of the Day! This asshat is parking on a walkway, man! Good God. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bob Sims for busting this asshat!

m Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 363rd Asshat of the Day! Know why this asshat deserves two photos? Because he’s done this before and we have that photo too! Check out the people he’s blocked on the street as he chillaxes in the building! This could be the worst asshat ever, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ethan Johnson for busting this asshat!

From the Bainbridge, Ohio, here’s your 362nd Asshat of the Day! Asshat taking up three spots! Da hell? Thanks to southern Ohio Asshat Patrol member Cheyenne Grace Wilson for busting this asshat!

From the West Union, Ohio, Walmart, here’s your 361st Asshat of the Day! Inexplicable move here! Thanks to southern Ohio Asshat Patrol member Mike Reno for busting this asshat!

From Bainbridge, Ohio, here’s your 360th Asshat of the Day! This asshat just had to rush up to get his Dilly Bar at the Dairy Queen! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Chase Rodgers for busting this asshat!

From Springfield, OH, here’s your 358th Asshat of the Day! Da Hell, asshat? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ian J. Trefz for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, OH, here’s your 357th Asshat of the Day! Outrageously asshatish move here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Deron Yoakum for busting this asshat!

From Bexley, OH, here’s your 356th Asshat of the Day! It’s a rare cross-parker, an asshat of the highest order! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Matt Bruning for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, OH, here’s your 355th Asshat of the Day! Ladies and gentlemen, there is nobody inside that truck! Greenfield asshats, just taking it to a new level! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Greenfield Quadrant Director Ethan Johnson for busting this asshat!

From Columbus, OH, here’s your 354th Asshat of the Day! Asshat not only couldn’t park between the lines, he pulled the diagonal asshat move as well! Outrageous! Thanks to Shoe: Untied founding father me for busting this asshat!

From Gallipolis, OH, here’s your 353rd Asshat of the Day! Just a lazy effort here! You’re better than that, Beth Dobbins! Even the kid looks disgusted! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and Beth’s daughter Caitlin Dobbins for busting her mother! Don’t take her phone, mom!

From Circleville, OH, here’s your 352nd Asshat of the Day! Outrageous obnoxiousness! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Michael May for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, OH, here’s your 351st Asshat of the Day! Glad this kid plays basketball better than he parks! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dylan Swingle for busting his asshat teammate Andrew Brauner!

From Charlotte, NC, here’s your 350th Asshat of the Day! I’d be tempted to use one of those carts in an act of revenge! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Meghan Larkins for busting this asshat!

From The Walking Dead’s Woodbury, here’s your 349th Asshat of the Day! That’s The Governor’s apartment on the far right! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bob Tillis for busting this apocalypse asshat!

From Ross County, Ohio, here’s your 348th Asshat of the Day! Just rampant and reckless asshat parking here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Alayne’ Blackstone for busting this asshat!

From Gallipolis, Ohio, here’s your 345th Asshat of the Day! Classic arrogant asshat move here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Caitlin Dobbins for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 344th Asshat of the Day! Just awful! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Leah Mettler for busting this asshat!

From Hillsboro, Ohio, here's your 343rd Asshat of the Day! Just a half-ass effort here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jacob Ott for busting this asshat!

From Hillsboro, Ohio, here’s your 343rd Asshat of the Day! Just a half-ass effort here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jacob Ott for busting this asshat!

From The Red Lobster in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 342nd Asshat of the Day! Just a horrifically lazy effort here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Chassidy Robin Hunt for busting this asshat!

From The Red Lobster in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 342nd Asshat of the Day! Just a horrifically lazy effort here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Chassidy Robin Hunt for busting this asshat!

From North Carolina's Outer Banks, here's your 340th Asshat of the Day! Pathetic effort asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and bartender extraordinaire Angie Johnson for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 341st Asshat of the Day! Sweet Mother that’s awful! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Nicholas Penwell for busting this asshat!

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From North Carolina’s Outer Banks, here’s your 340th Asshat of the Day! Pathetic effort asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and bartender extraordinaire Angie Johnson for busting this asshat!

From Dublin, Ohio, here's your 339th Asshat of the Day! Can't read or are you blind, asshat? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Pam Davis Johnson for busting this asshat!

From Dublin, Ohio, here’s your 339th Asshat of the Day! Can’t read or are you blind, asshat? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Pam Davis Johnson for busting this asshat!

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From St. Louis, Missouri, here’s your 336th Asshat of the Day! Another monster truck asshat. Shocker! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rick Baum for busting this asshat!

From Fort Polk, Louisiana, here's your 335th Asshat of the Day! Turrible. Just turrible. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Hunter Sparks for busting this asshat!

From Fort Polk, Louisiana, here’s your 335th Asshat of the Day! Turrible. Just turrible. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Hunter Sparks for busting this asshat!

From Grove City, Ohio, here's your 334th Asshat of the Day! Asshat needs a shopping cart to the car door, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cassandra Shoemaker for busting this asshat!

From Grove City, Ohio, here’s your 334th Asshat of the Day! Asshat needs a shopping cart to the car door, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cassandra Shoemaker for busting this asshat!

From Peoria, Illinois, here's your 333rd Asshat of the Day! Just poor focus here asshat! Seriously, that's awful. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Chad Mills for busting this asshat!

From Peoria, Illinois, here’s your 333rd Asshat of the Day! Just poor focus here asshat! Seriously, that’s awful. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Chad Mills for busting this asshat!

From Paint Valley HS, Ohio, here's your 321st and 322nd Asshats of the Day! Maybe someone should have put up a sign or something! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Anna Evans for busting these asshats!

From Paint Valley HS, Ohio, here’s your 321st and 322nd Asshats of the Day! Maybe someone should have put up a sign or something! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Anna Evans for busting these asshats!

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From Fairmont, WV, here’s your 320th Asshat of the Day! Big truck asshats are everywhere! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Michael Cale for busting this asshat!

From the DMV in Washington Court House, Ohio here's your 319th Asshat of the Day! My buddy was trying to get his handicapped card renewed but this asshat took up two spots! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Scott Willis for busting this asshat!

From the DMV in Washington Court House, Ohio here’s your 319th Asshat of the Day! My buddy was trying to get his handicapped card renewed but this asshat took up two spots! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Scott Willis for busting this asshat!

From Kill Devil Hills, NC, here's your 318th Asshat of the Day! Disgusting parking job here, man! Thanks to original Asshat Patrol member Angie Johnson for busting this asshat!

From Kill Devil Hills, NC, here’s your 318th Asshat of the Day! Disgusting parking job here, man! Thanks to original Asshat Patrol member Angie Johnson for busting this asshat!

From Blue Ash, Kentucky, here's your 317th Asshat of the Day! Just an outrageous move here. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jake Kretzer for busting this asshat!

From Blue Ash, Kentucky, here’s your 317th Asshat of the Day! Just an outrageous move here. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jake Kretzer for busting this asshat!

From Paint Valley HS here in Ohio, here's your 316th Asshat of the Day! Respect the signs and stay inside the lines, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dylan Swingle for busting his asshat teammate Andrew Brauner!

From Paint Valley HS here in Ohio, here’s your 316th Asshat of the Day! Respect the signs and stay inside the lines, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dylan Swingle for busting his asshat teammate Andrew Brauner!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 315th Asshat of the Day! Poor effort, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kelli Guysinger for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 315th Asshat of the Day! Poor effort, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kelli Guysinger for busting this asshat!

From Isle of Wight, Virginia, Ohio, here's your 314th Asshat of the Day! Outrageous move here, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Alyssa Dunford for busting this asshat!

From Isle of Wight, Virginia, Ohio, here’s your 314th Asshat of the Day! Outrageous move here, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Alyssa Dunford for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here's your 313th Asshat of the Day! Just poor execution here. Come on asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kailyn Skaggs for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 313th Asshat of the Day! Just poor execution here. Come on asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kailyn Skaggs for busting this asshat!

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From Waverly, Ohio, here’s your 312th Asshat of the Day! What the hell is happening here, asshat? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Casey Potts for busting this asshat!

From Huntington HS here in Ohio, here's your 311th Asshat of the Day! That's not a spot, asshat! But hey, parking in a real spot would've meant and extra 30-steps. Asshats can't have that! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Maddie Reynolds for busting this asshat!

From Huntington HS here in Ohio, here’s your 311th Asshat of the Day! That’s not a spot, asshat! But hey, parking in a real spot would’ve meant and extra 30-steps. Asshats can’t have that! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Maddie Reynolds for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 310th Asshat of the Day! How in the hell? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lisa Gayle Burke for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 310th Asshat of the Day! How in the hell? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lisa Gayle Burke for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here's your 309th Asshat of the Day! Just a God-awful effort, asshat! ! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Carrie Watson for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 309th Asshat of the Day! Just a God-awful effort, asshat! ! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Carrie Watson for busting this asshat!

From Paint Valley HS, Ohio, here's your 308th Asshat of the Day! Another 4-space taker right there! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Marissa Skaggs for busting this asshat!

From Paint Valley HS, Ohio, here’s your 308th Asshat of the Day! Another 4-space taker right there! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Marissa Skaggs for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 307th Asshat of the Day! No regard for parking etiquette! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dorian "Curious" George for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 307th Asshat of the Day! No regard for parking etiquette! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dorian “Curious” George for busting this asshat!

From Port Orange, Florida, here's your 306th Asshat of the Day! Hey, that's a government vehicle! Asshat thinks he's above asshat parking laws! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Sara Alexander Fletcher for busting this asshat!

From Port Orange, Florida, here’s your 306th Asshat of the Day! Hey, that’s a government vehicle! Asshat thinks he’s above asshat parking laws! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Sara Alexander Fletcher for busting this asshat!

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From Grove City, Ohio, here’s your 304th and 305th Asshats of the Day! Clean it up Grovetuckians! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brian Glover for busting these asshats!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 303rd Asshat of the Day! That's for handicapped VANS, asshat! Outrageous! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bill Knisley for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 303rd Asshat of the Day! That’s for handicapped VANS, asshat! Outrageous! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bill Knisley for busting this asshat!

 

 

 

From Frankfort, Ohio, here's your 301st and 302nd Asshats of the Day! Hey, that's clearly marked, asshats! Just renegade parking from Adena HS! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Davis Kerns for busting this asshat!

From Frankfort, Ohio, here’s your 301st and 302nd Asshats of the Day! Hey, that’s clearly marked, asshats! Just renegade parking from Adena HS! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Davis Kerns for busting this asshat!

Ladies and gentlemen, Shoe: Untied is proud to introduce our 300th Asshat of the Day. Yes, from Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 300th Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dave Blosser for busting today's historic asshat!

Ladies and gentlemen, Shoe: Untied is proud to introduce our 300th Asshat of the Day. Yes, from Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 300th Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dave Blosser for busting today’s historic asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 299th Asshat of the Day! Lazy effort, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Max DeLorio for busting today's asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 299th Asshat of the Day! Lazy effort, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Max DeLorio for busting today’s asshat!

From Sedona, Arizona, here's your 298th Asshat of the Day! Southwestern asshat, man! NOBODY is safe! Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Chad Lytle, Sara Chrisman-Lytle, and John and Mid Chrisman Bowdle for busting today's asshat!

From Sedona, Arizona, here’s your 298th Asshat of the Day! Southwestern asshat, man! NOBODY is safe! Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Chad Lytle, Sara Chrisman-Lytle, and John and Mid Chrisman Bowdle for busting today’s asshat!

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From Dakota’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 297th Asshat of the Day! Asshat Patrol member Lisa Gayle Burke was trying to find handicapped spaces for 2 vans full of disabled veterans but could only find one due to this asshat! Outrageous and un-American!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 296th Asshat of the Day! What? Why? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Susan Johnson for busting this asshat!

From the Olive Garden in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 295th Asshat of the Day! Seriously, you can't back up and get it right asshat?! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lew Ewry for busting this asshat!

From the Olive Garden in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 295th Asshat of the Day! Seriously, you can’t back up and get it right asshat?! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lew Ewry for busting this asshat!

From AmeriGas in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 294th Asshat of the Day! Lazy effort, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Ashley Potts Clifford and Penny Clifford for busting Ashley's mom, Terri Griffith Potts! No asshat is safe!

From AmeriGas in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 294th Asshat of the Day! Lazy effort, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Ashley Potts Clifford and Penny Clifford for busting Ashley’s mom, Terri Griffith Potts! No asshat is safe!

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From Cincinnati, Ohio, here’s your 293rd Asshat of the Day! Asshat is taking up 3-spots! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Connie Johnson for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 288th, 289th, 290th, 291st, and 292nd Asshats of the Day! It's asshats x 5! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Joe Cowman for busting these asshats! Joe had to use the pano phone feature to capture these asshats!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 288th, 289th, 290th, 291st, and 292nd Asshats of the Day! It’s asshats x 5! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Joe Cowman for busting these asshats! Joe had to use the pano phone feature to capture these asshats!

From Popeye's in Lafayette, Louisiana, here's your 286th Asshat of the Day! Just a despicable parking job! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Heather Caldwell for busting this asshat!

From Popeye’s in Lafayette, Louisiana, here’s your 286th Asshat of the Day! Just a despicable parking job! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Heather Caldwell for busting this asshat!

From the Holiday Tournament at Eastern HS, here's your 285th Asshat of the Day! That's 4-spots asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Shaina Hammond for busting this asshat!

From the Holiday Tournament at Eastern HS, here’s your 285th Asshat of the Day! That’s 4-spots asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Shaina Hammond for busting this asshat!

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From Greenfield McClain HS, Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 284th Asshat of the Day! That back parking lot is infested with bad parkers, man! I am hereby offering my services to the superintendent to clean this mess up! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mitch Martin for busting this asshat!

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From Peoria, Illinois, here’s your 283rd Asshat of the Day! You have been served notice, Peoria! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Aric Fiscus for busting this asshat!

From Cincinnati, Ohio, here's your 282nd Asshat of the Day! Lotta nerve from this asshat, huh? Raising their asshats young down in The Natti! Pathetic really. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rayona Hurley Gaines for busting this asshat!

From Cincinnati, Ohio, here’s your 282nd Asshat of the Day! Lotta nerve from this asshat, huh? Raising their asshats young down in The Natti! Pathetic really. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rayona Hurley Gaines for busting this asshat!

From McDonald's in Greenfield, Ohio, here's your 280th and 281st Asshats of the Day! What the hell Greenfield? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dax Estep for busting these asshats!

From McDonald’s in Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 280th and 281st Asshats of the Day! What the hell Greenfield? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dax Estep for busting these asshats!

From Dick's Sporting Goods in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 279th Asshat of the Day! Dude's proving he can go off-road in Dick's parking lot! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and son of PV legend Craig Kerns, Davis Kerns for busting this asshat!

From Dick’s Sporting Goods in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 279th Asshat of the Day! Dude’s proving he can go off-road in Dick’s parking lot! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and son of PV legend Craig Kerns, Davis Kerns for busting this asshat!

From the Olive Garden in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 278th Asshat of the Day! Just an outrageous asshat parking job! What the hell asshat? Straddling the lines AND not pulling all the way in! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member McKenna Newman for busting this asshat!

From the Olive Garden in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 278th Asshat of the Day! Just an outrageous asshat parking job! What the hell asshat? Straddling the lines AND not pulling all the way in! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member McKenna Newman for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 277th Asshat of the Day! Focus asshat, focus! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Marissa Prince for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 277th Asshat of the Day! Focus asshat, focus! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Marissa Prince for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 276th Asshat of the Day! Outrageous! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Troy Chaney for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 276th Asshat of the Day! Outrageous! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Troy Chaney for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 274th and 275th Asshats of the Day! Just a couple more big truck asshats! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Spencer Ryanne Weaver for busting these asshats!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 274th and 275th Asshats of the Day! Just a couple more big truck asshats! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Spencer Ryanne Weaver for busting these asshats!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 273rd Asshat of the Day! Just an awful asshat maneuver! Being an UPS driver is not an excuse, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cheyanne Sue Lightfoot for busting this asshat!

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From Paint Valley High School, Ohio, here’s your 272nd Asshat of the Day! Are ya blind, ya asshat?! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kameron Reed for busting this asshat!

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From Rooster’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 271st Asshat of the Day! Outrageous act of asshattery right here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and old friend Fletcher Jeffrey for busting this asshat!

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From Times Square in NYC, here’s your 270th Asshat of the Day! Dude in back has 6-feet behind him but parked 6-inches from the guy in front of him! On a related note, our Asshat Patrol is EVERYWHERE man! Nobody is safe! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Michael Cale for busting this asshat!

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From Huntersville, NC here’s your 269th Asshat of the Day! Just a brutal act, taking up two handicapped spots! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rick Bashaw for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here's your 267th Asshat of the Day! Second Greenfield asshat in a row! Dude has a new car and is treating it like a newborn baby! Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Matt N Holly Shoemaker for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 267th Asshat of the Day! Second Greenfield asshat in a row! Dude has a new car and is treating it like a newborn baby! Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Matt N Holly Shoemaker for busting this asshat!

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From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 266th Asshat of the Day! Just a half-asshat effort by all involved! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Amy Elizabeth for busting this asshat!

From London, Kentucky, here's your 265th Asshat of the Day! Just a pathetic ass of an asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and Lynchburg-Clay legend Brian Glover for busting this asshat!

From London, Kentucky, here’s your 265th Asshat of the Day! Just a pathetic ass of an asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and Lynchburg-Clay legend Brian Glover for busting this asshat!

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From Port Aransas, Texas, here’s your 264th Asshat of the Day! Inappropriate man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bob Sims for busting this asshat!

From Paint Valley High School, here's your 26rd Asshat of the Day! Unacceptable, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member David Shoemaker for busting this asshat!

From Paint Valley High School, here’s your 263rd Asshat of the Day! Unacceptable, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member David Shoemaker for busting this asshat!

From Bainbridge, Ohio, here's your 262nd Asshat of the Day! It's a Dollar Store asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Andria Parrish-Kretzer for busting this asshat!

From Bainbridge, Ohio, here’s your 262nd Asshat of the Day! It’s a Dollar Store asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Andria Parrish-Kretzer for busting this asshat!

From Southern Ohio, here's your 261st Asshat of the Day! Just another asshattish effort! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Daron Myers for busting this asshat!

From Southern Ohio, here’s your 261st Asshat of the Day! Just another asshattish effort! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Daron Myers for busting this asshat!

From 7-Mile Smokehouse in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 260th Asshat of the Day! Insanity, man! Society is crumbling! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Branson Leisure for busting this asshat!

From 7-Mile Smokehouse in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 260th Asshat of the Day! Insanity, man! Society is crumbling! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Branson Leisure for busting this asshat!

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From Shawnee State University, here’s your 258th and 259th Asshats of the Day! One asshat leads to another, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Riley Litter for busting these asshats!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 257th Asshat of the Day! Classic 4-Spot asshat move right here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jeremy Herald for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 257th Asshat of the Day! Classic 4-Spot asshat move right here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jeremy Herald for busting this asshat!

From Little Rock, Arkansas, here's your 256th Asshat of the Day! Such an outrageous move that I almost respect it. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Melanie Matlin for busting this asshat!

From Little Rock, Arkansas, here’s your 256th Asshat of the Day! Such an outrageous move that I almost respect it. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Melanie Matlin for busting this asshat!

From Prescott, Arizona, here's your 255th Asshat of the Day! Just an outrageous effort by this asshat! Who parks their truck like that to pump gas? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Joshua Roe for busting this asshat!

From Prescott, Arizona, here’s your 255th Asshat of the Day! Just an outrageous effort by this asshat! Who parks their truck like that to pump gas? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Joshua Roe for busting this asshat!

From Casa Del Taco in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 254th Asshat of the Day! Just a brutal effort by this asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brentany "Skeeter" Page for busting this asshat!

From Casa Del Taco in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 254th Asshat of the Day! Just a brutal effort by this asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brentany “Skeeter” Page for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 253rd Asshat of the Day! Not even close asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Klarissa Marie Carroll for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 253rd Asshat of the Day! Not even close asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Klarissa Marie Carroll for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 251st Asshat of the Day! Honestly, why do bikers think they have special privileges? They don't. You don't pass people in stopped traffic and you don't park on the lines. Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Olivia Smith and Hanna Uhrig for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 251st Asshat of the Day! Honestly, why do bikers think they have special privileges? They don’t. You don’t pass people in stopped traffic and you don’t park on the lines. Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Olivia Smith and Hanna Uhrig for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 250th Asshat of the Day! What the hell are you doing, asshat? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rick Stafford for busting this milestone asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 250th Asshat of the Day! What the hell are you doing, asshat? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rick Stafford for busting this milestone asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 249th Asshat of the Day! Another pathetic asshat effort! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brentany "Skeeter" Page for busting this asshat! Be

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 249th Asshat of the Day! Another pathetic asshat effort! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brentany “Skeeter” Page for busting this asshat! Be

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 248th Asshat of the Day! Da hell, dude? And no, it wasn't for sale! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jack "Omar" Bradley for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 248th Asshat of the Day! Da hell, dude? And no, it wasn’t for sale! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jack “Omar” Bradley for busting this asshat!

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From Florida, here’s your 247th Asshat of the Day! Just another inexplicable asshat maneuver! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Marilyn Penrod for busting this asshat!

From The Lob in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 246th Asshat of the Day! Hey asshat! Park that Tahoe in the open spot beside you! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and former Rainsboro student Todd Campbell for busting this asshat!

From The Lob in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 246th Asshat of the Day! Hey asshat! Park that Tahoe in the open spot beside you! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and former Rainsboro student Todd Campbell for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 245th Asshat of the Day! Can you say pompous asshat? Outrageous. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dayna Todd-Stepp for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 245th Asshat of the Day! Can you say pompous asshat? Outrageous. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dayna Todd-Stepp for busting this asshat!

From the Burger King in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 243rd Asshat of the Day! That's just disgusting, man. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Destiney Lynn for busting this asshat!

From the Burger King in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 243rd Asshat of the Day! That’s just disgusting, man. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Destiney Lynn for busting this asshat!

From Bainbridge, Ohio, here's your 241st Asshat of the Day! Classic Level 1 Asshat right here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Chandler Cunningham for busting this asshat!

From Bainbridge, Ohio, here’s your 241st Asshat of the Day! Classic Level 1 Asshat right here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Chandler Cunningham for busting this asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 240th Asshat of the Day! What the Holy Hell is happening here, asshat? Perhaps he doesn’t want a door dinged? Huge case of asshattery here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rob Armstrong for busting this asshat!

From Washington Court House, Ohio, here's your 238th Asshat of the Day! Bad El Dorado parking job here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Samantha Whitley for busting this asshat! Be sure to visit Shoe:Untied's Asshats Parkers of the Day link at https://shoeuntied.wordpress.com/asshat-parkers-of-the-day/ to see our vast collection of asshats!

From Planet Fitness in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 239th Asshat of the Day! What the Holy Hell is happening here, asshat? That’s redonkulous! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member RJ Page for busting this asshat!

From Washington Court House, Ohio, here's your 238th Asshat of the Day! Bad El Dorado parking job here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Samantha Whitley for busting this asshat!

From Washington Court House, Ohio, here’s your 238th Asshat of the Day! Bad El Dorado parking job here! Cool car though but no excuse! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Samantha Whitley for busting this asshat!

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From Paint Valley High School, here’s your 237th Asshat of the Day! Just a horrendous parking job here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Nate Turkysfoot Spangler for busting this asshat, who happens to be his mother Julie!

From the Pickaway-Ross Career Technology Center here in Ohio, here's your 236th Asshat of the Day! Sweet son of a mother, that's just awful! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rachel Lynn for busting this asshat!

From the Pickaway-Ross Career Technology Center here in Ohio, here’s your 236th Asshat of the Day! Sweet son of a mother, that’s just awful! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rachel Lynn for busting this asshat!

From Western Avenue Sumburger's in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 234th Asshat of the Day! Hey asshat, why couldn't you pull straight in and just move over a couple feet to protect your precious ride?

From Western Avenue Sumburger’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 234th Asshat of the Day! Hey asshat, why couldn’t you pull straight in and just move over a couple feet to protect your precious ride? Thanks to me for busting this asshat!

From Golf Galaxy, here's your 232nd Asshat of the Day! Can't get my Vette dinged now can I? Gott park close though! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member I Can't Remember for busting this asshat!

From Golf Galaxy, here’s your 232nd Asshat of the Day! Can’t get my Vette dinged now can I? Gott park close though! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member I Can’t Remember for busting this asshat!

From Urgent Care in Chillicothe, Ohio here's your 231st Asshat of the Day! I witnessed this asshat stroll out of the building and into his car, which was parked in a handicapped spot. Right behind him came the women below, who had to park 30-feet away. Taking a handicapped spot at a hospital? Asshat indeed! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member me for busting this asshat!

From Urgent Care in Chillicothe, Ohio here’s your 231st Asshat of the Day! I witnessed this asshat stroll out of the building and into his car, which was parked in a handicapped spot. Right behind him came the women below, who had to park 30-feet away. Taking a handicapped spot at a hospital? Asshat indeed! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member me for busting this asshat!

From Grovetown, Georgia, here's your 230th Asshat of the Day! Asshat had plenty of room to just move over a couple feet, but no! Asshat had to park diagonally to draw attention to himself! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Shaun Boggs for busting this asshat!

From Grovetown, Georgia, here’s your 230th Asshat of the Day! Asshat had plenty of room to just move over a couple feet, but no! Asshat had to park diagonally to draw attention to himself! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Shaun Boggs for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here's your 228th and 229th Asshats of the Day! Greenfield is Asshat Central, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Shannon Marcus Coleman for busting this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 228th and 229th Asshats of the Day! Greenfield is Asshat Central, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Shannon Marcus Coleman for busting this asshat!

From Paint Valley High School, here's your 227th Asshat of the Day! Classic asshat maneuver! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brady Duncan for busting this asshat!

From Paint Valley High School, here’s your 227th Asshat of the Day! Classic asshat maneuver! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brady Duncan for busting this asshat!

From Bainbridge, Ohio, here's your 226th Asshat of the Day! This Festival asshat has no parking morals! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cheyanne Sue Lightfoot for busting this asshat!

From Bainbridge, Ohio, here’s your 226th Asshat of the Day! This Festival asshat has no parking morals! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cheyanne Sue Lightfoot for busting this asshat!

 Bainbridge, Ohio, here's your 225th Asshat of the Day! What. The. Hell? Just a diabolical asshat move here. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Alyssa Boggs for busting this asshat!

Bainbridge, Ohio, here’s your 225th Asshat of the Day! What. The. Hell? Just a diabolical asshat move here. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Alyssa Boggs for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 223rd and 224th Asshats of the Day! Just an outrageous effort from both asshats here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Alayne' Blackstone for busting these asshats!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 223rd and 224th Asshats of the Day! Just an outrageous effort from both asshats here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Alayne’ Blackstone for busting these asshats!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 222nd Asshat of the Day! Just because you’re behind the building doesn’t mean you can park like an asshat, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Hannah “Sad Clown” May for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 220th and 221st Asshats of the Day! Just a diabolical double-asshat maneuver! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Vicki Cook Stafford for busting these asshats! Be sure to visit Shoe:Untied's Asshats Parkers of the Day link at https://shoeuntied.wordpress.com/asshat-parkers-of-the-day/ to see our vast collection of asshats!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 220th and 221st Asshats of the Day! Just a diabolical double-asshat maneuver! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Vicki Cook Stafford for busting these asshats!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 219th Asshat of the Day! The asshat is not the girl, but her boyfriend Nicholas Penwell who took the photo! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ethan Johnson for busting this asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 219th Asshat of the Day! The asshat is not the girl, but her boyfriend Nicholas Penwell who took the photo! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ethan Johnson for busting this asshat!

From Frankfort, Ohio, here's your 218th Asshat of the Day! Dude had to rush into the football game! No time to park like a civilized human being! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Casey Drum for busting this asshat!

From Frankfort, Ohio, here’s your 218th Asshat of the Day! Dude had to rush into the football game! No time to park like a civilized human being! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Casey Drum for busting this asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 217th Asshat of the Day! What the hell, asshat? There were plenty of spots at the far end of the lot, but you take up 8-spots near the store! This violates every asshat law imaginable, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brandi Rollins for busting this colossal asshat!

From Frankfurt, Germany, here's your 215th Asshat of the Day! We're worldwide, baby! Asshat thinks he can park his $300,000 Aston Martin Vanquish anywhere! Think again asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Todd Walker for today's asshat! Be sure to visit Shoe:Untied and hit the Asshats of the Day link to see our vast collection of asshats!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 216th Asshat of the Day! That’s not a spot asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Colin Campagne for today’s asshat!

From Frankfurt, Germany, here's your 215th Asshat of the Day! We're worldwide, baby! Asshat thinks he can park his $300,000 Aston Martin Vanquish anywhere! Think again asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Todd Walker for today's asshat!

From Frankfurt, Germany, here’s your 215th Asshat of the Day! We’re worldwide, baby! Asshat thinks he can park his $300,000 Aston Martin Vanquish anywhere! Think again asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Todd Walker for today’s asshat!

From the Adena Hospital ER in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 214th Asshat of the Day! There was a line waiting to park and this asshat pulls a Level 1 asshat move. Outrageous! People are sick or hurt asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lisa Gayle Burke for today's asshat!

From the Adena Hospital ER in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 214th Asshat of the Day! There was a line waiting to park and this asshat pulls a Level 1 asshat move. Outrageous! People are sick or hurt asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lisa Gayle Burke for today’s asshat!

From BW-3's in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 213th Asshat of the Day! Focus, asshat, focus! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Abi Henson for today's asshat!

From BW-3’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 213th Asshat of the Day! Focus, asshat, focus! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Abi Henson for today’s asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 212th Asshat of the Day! Classic Level 2 move right here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Tia McCloskey for today’s asshat!

From iHop in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 211th Asshat of the Day! Second iHop assshat in a row, man! Pancakes attract asshats I guess? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Sydney Hucks for today's asshat

From iHop in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 211th Asshat of the Day! Second iHop assshat in a row, man! Pancakes attract asshats I guess? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Sydney Hucks for today’s asshat!

From iHop in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 210th Asshat of the Day! No fire, just hot for pancakes, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Penny Clifford for today's asshat!

From iHop in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 210th Asshat of the Day! No fire, just hot for pancakes, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Penny Clifford for today’s asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 209th Asshat of the Day! This asshat doesn't even think he needs a spot! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kody Myers for today's asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 209th Asshat of the Day! This asshat doesn’t even think he needs a spot! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kody Myers for today’s asshat!

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From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 208th Asshat of the Day! Just another big truck asshat!. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Chip Knedler for today’s asshat!

From Circleville, Ohio, here's your 207th Asshat of the Day! Good God almighty. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Michael May for today's asshat!

From Circleville, Ohio, here’s your 207th Asshat of the Day! Good God almighty. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Michael May for today’s asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 206th Asshat of the Day! What. The. Hell? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jeremy Herald for today’s asshat!

From Frisch's in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 204th Asshat of the Day! Typical asshat, no rules apply! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kelli Guysinger for today's asshat!

From Frisch’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 204th Asshat of the Day! Typical asshat, no rules apply! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kelli Guysinger for today’s asshat!

From Sam's Club in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 203rd Asshat of the Day! Just classic asshat behavior! Focus asshat, focus! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brayden "Iceman" Ison for today's asshat!

From Sam’s Club in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 203rd Asshat of the Day! Just classic asshat behavior! Focus asshat, focus! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brayden “Iceman” Ison for today’s asshat!

From the Dairy Queen in Bainbridge, Ohio, here's your 202nd Asshat of the Day! Wrong angle, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bambi Matson for today's asshat!

From the Dairy Queen in Bainbridge, Ohio, here’s your 202nd Asshat of the Day! Wrong angle, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bambi Matson for today’s asshat!

From Central Center in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 201st Asshat of the Day! Just another asshat in a giant truck! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jon Mark Hall for today's asshat!

From Central Center in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 201st Asshat of the Day! Just another asshat in a giant truck! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jon Mark Hall for today’s asshat!

From Knoxville, Tennessee, here's your 200th Asshat of the Day! Big milestone right here! Not sure who was driving but the photo was taken by Ashley Potts and she was with Terri Potts and Penny Clifford! Not sure what this crew was up to in Tennessee! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ashley Potts for today's historic asshat!

From Knoxville, Tennessee, here’s your 200th Asshat of the Day! Big milestone right here! Not sure who was driving but the photo was taken by Ashley Potts and she was with Terri Potts and Penny Clifford! Not sure what this crew was up to in Tennessee! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ashley Potts for today’s historic asshat!

From Longhorn Steakhouse in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 199th Asshat of the Day! Had to hurry in for some of those Sweet Corn Fritters, no time to park properly! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Karlee Elliott for busting this asshat!

From Longhorn Steakhouse in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 199th Asshat of the Day! Had to hurry in for some of those Sweet Corn Fritters, no time to park properly! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Karlee Elliott for busting this asshat!

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From Mineral City, Colorado, here’s a Non-Asshat of the Day! I post this to show that even 300-lb boulders can park correctly! Nice job boulder! Breath of fresh air man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Slab Bedrock for finding this non-asshat!

From Lowes in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 198th Asshat of the Day! Inexcusable! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Hannah "Sad Clown" May for busting this asshat!

From Lowes in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 198th Asshat of the Day! Inexcusable! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Hannah “Sad Clown” May for busting this asshat!

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From Krogers in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 197th Asshat of the Day! Just the epitome of asshatishness! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dave Blosser for busting this asshat!

From Lowe's in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 196th Asshat of the Day! Park farther away instead of taking up 4-spots, ya asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cathy Primer for busting this asshat!

From Lowe’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 196th Asshat of the Day! Park farther away instead of taking up 4-spots, ya asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cathy Primer for busting this asshat!

From the Atomic Credit Union in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 195th Asshat of the Day! Typical asshat parking job! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Olivia Spradlin for busting this asshat!

From the Atomic Credit Union in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 195th Asshat of the Day! Typical asshat parking job! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Olivia Spradlin for busting this asshat!

From The Walgreens in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 194th Asshat of the Day! Just a horrific job by a local asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Savannah McCloskey for busting this asshat

From The Walgreens in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 194th Asshat of the Day! Just a horrific job by a local asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Savannah McCloskey for busting this asshat

 

From Vineland in Ontario, Canada, here's your 193rd Asshat of the Day! Canadian asshat, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Daniel DeGarmo for busting this asshat!

From Vineland in Ontario, Canada, here’s your 193rd Asshat of the Day! Canadian asshat, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Daniel DeGarmo for busting this asshat!

From the Mount Dora Pharmacy in Mount Dora, Florida, here's your 192nd Asshat of the Day! Only 3-spots in front of the store and this asshat takes up 2 of them! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mary Jane Bass for busting this asshat!

From the Mount Dora Pharmacy in Mount Dora, Florida, here’s your 192nd Asshat of the Day! Only 3-spots in front of the store and this asshat takes up 2 of them! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mary Jane Bass for busting this asshat!

From Olmsted Falls, Ohio, here's today's 191st Asshat of the Day! Another giant truck driver that can't park! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bob Sims for busting this asshat!

From Olmsted Falls, Ohio, here’s today’s 191st Asshat of the Day! Another giant truck driver that can’t park! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bob Sims for busting this asshat!

From the Sears parking lot in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's today's 190th Asshat of the Day! Empty lot, plenty of room, STILL can't keep it between the lines! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brian Proehl for busting his parents! Nobody's safe man!

From the Sears parking lot in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s today’s 190th Asshat of the Day! Empty lot, plenty of room, STILL can’t keep it between the lines! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brian Proehl for busting his parents! Nobody’s safe man!

From Ann Arbor, State Up North, here's your 189th Asshat of the Day! Wait. Aren't all Michigan people asshats? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cheyanne Sue Lightfoot for busting today's asshat!

From Ann Arbor, State Up North, here’s your 189th Asshat of the Day! Wait. Aren’t all Michigan people asshats? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cheyanne Sue Lightfoot for busting today’s asshat!

From Holden Beach, NC, here's your 188th Asshat of the Day! Another asshat from Greenfield though! Who ARE these people? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ethan Johnson for busting asshat Derek Johnson, his father! Thought nobody would be watching at the beach, huh DJ?

From Holden Beach, NC, here’s your 188th Asshat of the Day! Another asshat from Greenfield though! Who ARE these people? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ethan Johnson for busting asshat Derek Johnson, his father! Thought nobody would be watching at the beach, huh DJ?

From London High School, Ohio, here's your 187th Asshat of the Day! I swear I'd have trouble not keying this asshat's car! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Josh Case for busting today's asshat!

From London High School, Ohio, here’s your 187th Asshat of the Day! I swear I’d have trouble not keying this asshat’s car! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Josh Case for busting today’s asshat!

From The Olive Garden in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 186th Asshat of the Day! Asshat was in a hurry to get his Spicy Calabrian Chicken! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Turkysfoot Spangler for busting today's asshat!

From The Olive Garden in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 186th Asshat of the Day! Asshat was in a hurry to get his Spicy Calabrian Chicken! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Turkysfoot Spangler for busting today’s asshat!

From Latham, Ohio, here's your 185th Asshat of the Day! This asshat is 2/3 in and 1/3 out! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Karlee Elliott for busting today's asshat!

From Latham, Ohio, here’s your 185th Asshat of the Day! This asshat is 2/3 in and 1/3 out! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Karlee Elliott for busting today’s asshat!

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From Birmingham, Alabama, here’s your 184th Asshat of the Day! Roll Tide my ass! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Matt Bruning for busting today’s asshat!

From the McClain HS in Greenfield, Ohio, here's your 182nd and 183rd Asshats of the Day! No parking signs be damned! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ethan Johnson for busting today's asshats!

From the McClain HS in Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 182nd and 183rd Asshats of the Day! No parking signs be damned! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ethan Johnson for busting today’s asshats!

From Middlefield, Ohio, here's your 182nd Asshat of the Day! That's turrible, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Billy Cremeans II for busting this asshat!

From Middlefield, Ohio, here’s your 182nd Asshat of the Day! That’s turrible, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Billy Cremeans II for busting this asshat!

From the Fiesta Hair Salon and Real Nails in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 180th and 181st Asshats of the Day! Another all too common double asshat sighting! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Sara Chrisman-Lytle for busting her sister-in-law Tina in the jeep!

From the Fiesta Hair Salon and Real Nails in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 180th and 181st Asshats of the Day! Another all too common double asshat sighting! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Sara Chrisman-Lytle for busting her sister-in-law Tina in the jeep!

From Menard's in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 179th Asshat of the Day! God awful, man. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Logan Knauff for busting today's asshat!

From Menard’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 179th Asshat of the Day! God awful, man. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Logan Knauff for busting today’s asshat!

From Ohio, here's your 178th Asshat of the Day! Just another lazy effort from this asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Justin Hudnell for busting today's asshat!

From Ohio, here’s your 178th Asshat of the Day! Just another lazy effort from this asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Justin Hudnell for busting today’s asshat!

From the Peach State of Georgia, Ohio here's your 177th Asshat of the Day! Look as if asshat was afraid of that bush! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jeremy Green for busting today's asshat!

From the Peach State of Georgia, Ohio here’s your 177th Asshat of the Day! Look as if asshat was afraid of that bush! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jeremy Green for busting today’s asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio here's your 174th and 175th Asshats of the Day! Double asshats again, and I recognize that car on the right! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Autumn Mohan for busting today's asshats!

From Chillicothe, Ohio here’s your 174th and 175th Asshats of the Day! Double asshats again, and I recognize that car on the right! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Autumn Mohan for busting today’s asshats!

From Vermillion, Ohio here's your 172nd and 173rd Asshats of the Day! One asshat doesn't pull up far enough, another one squeezes in anyway! Asshats, man. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bob Sims for busting today's asshats!

From Vermillion, Ohio here’s your 172nd and 173rd Asshats of the Day! One asshat doesn’t pull up far enough, another one squeezes in anyway! Asshats, man. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bob Sims for busting today’s asshats!

From Los Angeles, California here's your 171st Asshat of the Day! Can't scrape that chrome/metallic/whatever-the-hell-it-is paint job! Only an asshat would ruin a nice car like that! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mark Workman for busting today's asshat!

From Los Angeles, California here’s your 171st Asshat of the Day! Can’t scrape that chrome/metallic/whatever-the-hell-it-is paint job! Only an asshat would ruin a nice car like that! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mark Workman for busting today’s asshat!

From Pasquale's in Manchester, Ohio, here's your 168th Asshat of the Day! Asshat making his own spot! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mike Reno for busting today's asshat!

From Pasquale’s in Manchester, Ohio, here’s your 168th Asshat of the Day! Asshat making his own spot! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mike Reno for busting today’s asshat!

From Scioto Shoe Mart in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 167th Asshat of the Day! Focus, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kody Myers for busting today's asshat!

From Scioto Shoe Mart in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 167th Asshat of the Day! Focus, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kody Myers for busting today’s asshat!

From Dublin, Ohio, here's your 166th Asshat of the Day! This asshat parked between TWO handicapped spots! Da hell? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Norm "The Storm" Garrison for busting today's second asshat!

From Dublin, Ohio, here’s your 166th Asshat of the Day! This asshat parked between TWO handicapped spots! Da hell? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Norm “The Storm” Garrison for busting today’s second asshat!

From Westfield, Indiana, here's your 165th Asshat of the Day! A Hoosier asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jamie Estep for busting today's asshat!

From Westfield, Indiana, here’s your 165th Asshat of the Day! A Hoosier asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jamie Estep for busting today’s asshat!

From Dick's in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 164th Asshat of the Day! Could I resist running that cart into the asshat's car? I could not. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ethan Johnson for busting today's asshat!

From Dick’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 164th Asshat of the Day! Could I resist running that cart into the asshat’s car? I could not. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ethan Johnson for busting today’s asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 161st Asshat of the Day! Different type of asshat here, but an asshat nonetheless! Back off bro! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brooke Detty for today's asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 161st Asshat of the Day! Different type of asshat here, but an asshat nonetheless! Back off bro! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brooke Detty for today’s asshat!

From Ashland, Ohio, here's your 160th Asshat of the Day! Plenty of room asshat, stay between the lines! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Travis Burton for today's asshat!

From Ashland, Ohio, here’s your 160th Asshat of the Day! Plenty of room asshat, stay between the lines! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Travis Burton for today’s asshat!

From the Adena Medical Center in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 159th Asshat of the Day! Those striped lines attract asshats for sure! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kenny Moss for today's asshat!

From the Adena Medical Center in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 159th Asshat of the Day! Those striped lines attract asshats for sure! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kenny Moss for today’s asshat!

From Mt. Orab, Ohio, here's your 158th Asshat of the Day! Hey, maybe not an intentional parking job but asshat-like nonetheless! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Betty Jean Cross for today's second asshat!

From Mt. Orab, Ohio, here’s your 158th Asshat of the Day! Hey, maybe not an intentional parking job but asshat-like nonetheless! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Betty Jean Cross for today’s second asshat!

From the Save-A-Lot in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 157th Asshat of the Day! What the hell's happening here, man? Good Lord. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jennifer Hughes for busting today's asshat!

From the Save-A-Lot in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 157th Asshat of the Day! What the hell’s happening here, man? Good Lord. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jennifer Hughes for busting today’s asshat!

 

From the Ross Service Center, here's your 156th Asshat of the Day! That's a 3-Spot Taker right there! Asshat x3! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kelli Lynn Rumfield for busting today's second asshat!

From the Ross Service Center, here’s your 156th Asshat of the Day! That’s a 3-Spot Taker right there! Asshat x3! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kelli Lynn Rumfield for busting today’s second asshat!

From Ruston, Louisiana, here's your 155th Asshat of the Day! I believe this is our first Louisiana Asshat (not counting LSU Coach Les Miles). Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Amber Washburn for busting today's asshat!

From Ruston, Louisiana, here’s your 155th Asshat of the Day! I believe this is our first Louisiana Asshat (not counting LSU Coach Les Miles). Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Amber Washburn for busting today’s asshat!

From the Pizza Cottage in Circleville, Ohio, here's your 154th Asshat of the Day! What was this asshat thinking? Da hell? Just a pathetic effort. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Amanda Marie for busting today's asshat!

From the Pizza Cottage in Circleville, Ohio, here’s your 154th Asshat of the Day! What was this asshat thinking? Da hell? Just a pathetic effort. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Amanda Marie for busting today’s asshat!

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From the Longhorn Steak House in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 152nd Asshat of the Day! Is this the worse asshat ever? Your call! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bobby Blazedale* for busting today’s asshat! *Alias

From Atlantic Beach, NC, here's your 151st Asshat of the Day! This parking job was the work of Peggy Dailey, and she had Lisa McFadden as a passenger! Preposterous! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lea McFadden for busting today's asshat!

From Atlantic Beach, NC, here’s your 151st Asshat of the Day! This parking job was the work of Peggy Dailey, and she had Lisa McFadden as a passenger! Preposterous! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lea McFadden for busting today’s asshat!

From Adena Medical Center and its hard-to-find-a-spot lot, here's your 150th Asshat of the Day! Milestone City, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Chriscia Bane for today's asshat!

From Adena Medical Center and its hard-to-find-a-spot lot, here’s your 150th Asshat of the Day! Milestone City, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Chriscia Bane for today’s asshat!

From Hillsboro, Ohio, here's your 149th Asshat of the Day! Another HighCo asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bailey Countryman for today's asshat!

From Hillsboro, Ohio, here’s your 149th Asshat of the Day! Another HighCo asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bailey Countryman for today’s asshat!

Ladies and gentlemen, we've gone international! From The Netherlands, here's your 148th Asshat of the Day! Turns out they have a whole new level of assshat over there! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dayna Todd-Stepp's friend for today's asshat!

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve gone international! From The Netherlands, here’s your 148th Asshat of the Day! Turns out they have a whole new level of assshat over there! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dayna Todd-Stepp’s friend for today’s asshat!

From the Ohio State Fair, here's your 147th Asshat of the Day! Looks like your classic parking garage rooftop asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Gavin Snyder for busting today's asshat!

From the Ohio State Fair, here’s your 147th Asshat of the Day! Looks like your classic parking garage rooftop asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Gavin Snyder for busting today’s asshat!

From parts unknown, here's your 146th Asshat of the Day! It's your classic 3-spot asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Connie Johnson for calling her neighbor asshat out!

From parts unknown, here’s your 146th Asshat of the Day! It’s your classic 3-spot asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Connie Johnson for calling her neighbor asshat out!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 145th Asshat of the Day! Asshats are attracted to those stripes, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Caitlin Dobbins for catching this asshat!

From Tampa, Florida, here's your 144th Asshat of the Day! Don't want that pristine Honda to get a little dinger! Thanks to asshat patrol member Tom Elliott for today's asshat!

From Tampa, Florida, here’s your 144th Asshat of the Day! Don’t want that pristine Honda to get a little dinger! Thanks to asshat patrol member Tom Elliott for today’s asshat!

From Dick's in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 143rd Asshat of the Day! Hey, it's a dick at Dick's! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brayden "Iceman" Ison for catching this asshat!

From Dick’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 143rd Asshat of the Day! Hey, it’s a dick at Dick’s! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brayden “Iceman” Ison for catching this asshat!

From Albany, Ohio, here's your 142nd Asshat of the Day! Just a pompously poor effort all around here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kevin Kimbrough for catching this asshat!

From Albany, Ohio, here’s your 142nd Asshat of the Day! Just a pompously poor effort all around here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kevin Kimbrough for catching this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here's your 141st Asshat of the Day! That's our third Greenfield asshat in a week or so! C'mon, G-Field, yer better'n'at! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Big Joe Cowman for catching this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 141st Asshat of the Day! That’s our third Greenfield asshat in a week or so! C’mon, G-Field, yer better’n’at! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Big Joe Cowman for catching this asshat!

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From Mason, Ohio, here’s your 140th Asshat of the Day! Word is this car belongs to former PV legend Todd Lertning! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Halle Mills for catching this asshat!

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From a Kenner, Louisiana, Starbucks, here’s your 139th Asshat of the Day! Southern style asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Heather Caldwell for catching this asshat!

From B-Dub's in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 138th Asshat of the Day! Just typical asshat behavior. Turrible! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Gloria Peters for catching this asshat!

From B-Dub’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 138th Asshat of the Day! Just typical asshat behavior. Turrible! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Gloria Peters for catching this asshat!

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From Wilmington, Ohio, here’s your 137th Asshat of the Day! Asshat almost blocked the shopping cart bay! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Britt Michelle Groves for catching this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here's your 136th Asshat of the Day! Just another poor effort right here. Damn asshats. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cami Raypole for catching this asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 136th Asshat of the Day! Just another poor effort right here. Damn asshats. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cami Raypole for catching this asshat!

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From Shawnee State University, here’s your 135th Asshat of the Day! Just another truck driving asshat who doesn’t want his truck dinged! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kelsey Dunn for catching this asshat!

From the Greenfield, Ohio, here's your 134th Asshat of the Day! Sometimes these empty lot asshats are the worst asshats. Concentrate, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Turkysfoot Spangler for catching this lazy asshat!

From the Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your 134th Asshat of the Day! Sometimes these empty lot asshats are the worst asshats. Concentrate, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Turkysfoot Spangler for catching this lazy asshat!

From the Mount Dora, Florida, Walmart here's your 128th, 129th, 130th, 131st, 132nd, and 133rd Asshats of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mary Jane Bass for catching all these asshats in a single trip!

From the Mount Dora, Florida, Walmart here’s your 128th, 129th, 130th, 131st, 132nd, and 133rd Asshats of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mary Jane Bass for catching all these asshats in a single trip!

From Oak Island, NC, here's your 127th Asshat of the Day! Asshats can't figure out what those stripes mean! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Sara Shoemaker Darbyshire for another asshat!

From Oak Island, NC, here’s your 127th Asshat of the Day! Asshats can’t figure out what those stripes mean! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Sara Shoemaker Darbyshire for another asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 126th Asshat of the Day! Caddie Asshattery! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kati Jo Hice for another asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 126th Asshat of the Day! Caddie Asshattery! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kati Jo Hice for another asshat!

 Hobby Lobby in Grove City, Ohio, here's your 125th Asshat of the Day! This is your regular "I'll take 4-spots" asshat! Total asshattishness! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Adam Stauffer for today's asshat!

Hobby Lobby in Grove City, Ohio, here’s your 125th Asshat of the Day! This is your regular “I’ll take 4-spots” asshat! Total asshattishness! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Adam Stauffer for today’s asshat!

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From the Bridge Street McDonald’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 124th Asshat of the Day! This is your fairly common Asshat in a Dodge Challenger, folks! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dustin England for today’s asshat!

From Kalispell, Montana, here's your 123rd Asshat of the Day! Asshat looks like he started to park and had a stroke or something. Good God. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rod Kellough for today's asshat!

From Kalispell, Montana, here’s your 123rd Asshat of the Day! Asshat looks like he started to park and had a stroke or something. Good God. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Rod Kellough for today’s asshat!

From the Lowe's in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 122nd Asshat of the Day! Da hell? Did Stevie Wonder park this truck? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Seely Troy for today's second asshat!

From the Lowe’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 122nd Asshat of the Day! Da hell? Did Stevie Wonder park this truck? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Seely Troy for today’s second asshat!

From the iHop in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your 121st Asshat of the Day! Just pure asshat laziness right here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cody Bryan for today's asshat!

From the iHop in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your 121st Asshat of the Day! Just pure asshat laziness right here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cody Bryan for today’s asshat!

From Orlando, Florida, here's your 120th Asshat of the Day! Parking Garages aren't immune to asshats either! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Thad Haines for today's second asshat!

From Orlando, Florida, here’s your 120th Asshat of the Day! Parking Garages aren’t immune to asshats either! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Thad Haines for today’s second asshat!

From Hilliard, Ohio, here's your 119th Asshat of the Day! Look, we almost got the actual asshat too! That's bonus points man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cheyanne Sue Lightfoot for today's asshat!

From Hilliard, Ohio, here’s your 119th Asshat of the Day! Look, we almost got the actual asshat too! That’s bonus points man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cheyanne Sue Lightfoot for today’s asshat!

From parts unknown, here's your second Asshat of the Day! I'm not even sure if the parking is bad, I'm just amazed by the poor spelling! Neber forgit man! This is our 118th asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mack Martin for today's second asshat!

From parts unknown, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! I’m not even sure if the parking is bad, I’m just amazed by the poor spelling! Neber forgit man! This is our 118th asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mack Martin for today’s second asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your Asshat of the Day! How do people do this without feeling like an idiot? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Heather Caldwell for today's asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! How do people do this without feeling like an idiot? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Heather Caldwell for today’s asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here's your second Asshat of the Day! Just an inexplicable parking effort right here, man. Dude, that's not a parking space! Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Erin Riley and Kris Rann Riley for today's second asshat!

From Greenfield, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! Just an inexplicable parking effort right here, man. Dude, that’s not a parking space! Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Erin Riley and Kris Rann Riley for today’s second asshat!

From Myrtle Beach, NC, here's your Asshat of the Day! That's just a poor effort right there, man. Disgusting. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kami Crawford for today's asshat!

From Myrtle Beach, NC, here’s your Asshat of the Day! That’s just a poor effort right there, man. Disgusting. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kami Crawford for today’s asshat!

From behind Central Center in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your second Asshat of the Day! What is that, a 10-year old Corolla? Good God. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Susan Mohr for today's second asshat!

From behind Central Center in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! What is that, a 10-year old Corolla? Good God. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Susan Mohr for today’s second asshat!

From Wilmington, Ohio, here's your second Asshat of the Day! Classic asshatishness! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member (and my former student) Britt Michelle Groves for today's asshat!

From Wilmington, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Classic asshatishness! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member (and my former student) Britt Michelle Groves for today’s asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your Asshat of the Day! No time to park properly when you're in a hurry to scarf down that Chipotle Burrito Bowl! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Derek Miller for today's asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! No time to park properly when you’re in a hurry to scarf down that Chipotle Burrito Bowl! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Derek Miller for today’s asshat!

From the Monroe, Ohio, here's your Asshat of the Day! This asshat is no only parked on the "No Parking" letters, he's blocking the entrance to the athletic field! Asshat indeed! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Tessa Brown for today's asshat!

From the Monroe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! This asshat is no only parked on the “No Parking” letters, he’s blocking the entrance to the athletic field! Asshat indeed! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Tessa Brown for today’s asshat!

From the Chillicothe, Ohio Walmart, here's your Asshat of the Day! Who the hell needs a spot when you're an asshat? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lance Harper for today's asshat!

From the Chillicothe, Ohio Walmart, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Who the hell needs a spot when you’re an asshat? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lance Harper for today’s asshat!

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From the Chillicothe, Ohio BW3s, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Can’t let that sweet Ford pickup get dinged, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jon Mark Hall for today’s asshat!

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From Powell, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! Listen, I know it’s a Cobra, blah-blah-blah. Newsflash – still no excuse for asshattery! In some ways it’s actually worse. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mike “Egg” Miller for today’s second asshat!

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From Monument, Colorado, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Here’s a classic example of the disease called Contageous Asshatness. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Steve Crabtree for today’s asshat!

From Lexington, Kentucky, here's your Asshat of the Day! I honestly need to see how many states we've found asshats in. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Nick Corcoran for today's asshat!

From Lexington, Kentucky, here’s your Asshat of the Day! I honestly need to see how many states we’ve found asshats in. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Nick Corcoran for today’s asshat!

From the world famous, defining venerable, best spot for live music between Miami and Havana, voted best bar in Key West Green Parrot Bar, here's your Asshat of the Day! See what this asshat did here? Most people ride bikes down there, and this asshat took several spots in the bike rack! Asshat indeed. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and Green Parrot employee Dane Iseman for today's asshat!

From the world famous, defining venerable, best spot for live music between Miami and Havana, voted best bar in Key West Green Parrot Bar, here’s your Asshat of the Day! See what this asshat did here? Most people ride bikes down there, and this asshat took several spots in the bike rack! Asshat indeed. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and Green Parrot employee Dane Iseman for today’s asshat!

From Circleville, Ohio, here's your second Asshat of the Day! In this case an observant Asshat Patrol member has caught an asshat with New York plates! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cheyenne Lightfoot for today's second asshat!

From Circleville, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! In this case an observant Asshat Patrol member has caught an asshat with New York plates! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cheyenne Lightfoot for today’s second asshat!

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From Tumbleweed in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Here we have a rare double asshat sighting, one who can’t stay inside the lines and one who just said the hell with it, I need no lines! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kelsey Dunn for today’s asshat!

From Johnson City, Tennessee here's your Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Josh Greenlee for today's asshat! I believe this may be our first Rocky Top Asshat!

From Johnson City, Tennessee here’s your Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Josh Greenlee for today’s asshat! I believe this may be our first Rocky Top Asshat!

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From North Myrtle Beach, NC, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brentany “Skeeter” Page for today’s second asshat! Skeeter either has an upper floor hotel room or is using a drone to locate asshats!

From Holden Beach, NC, here's your Asshat of the Day! But hey, he had to rush into the Seafood Barn for the famous Steampot of Shrimp! Thanks to asshat patrol member Ryan Smith for turning in his brother Brett! Sorry Brett, blame your little bro!

From Holden Beach, NC, here’s your Asshat of the Day! But hey, he had to rush into the Seafood Barn for the famous Steampot of Shrimp! Thanks to asshat patrol member Ryan Smith for turning in his brother Brett! Sorry Brett, blame your little bro!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your Asshat of the Day! I guess he's not taking up two spots at least? Thanks to asshat patrol member Branson Leisure for today's asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! I guess he’s not taking up two spots at least? Thanks to asshat patrol member Branson Leisure for today’s asshat!

From Belfast, Maine, here's your Asshat of the Day! Yes folks, the Asshat Patrol is coast-to-coast! Thanks to asshat patrol member Jon Mark Hall for today's asshat!

From Belfast, Maine, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Yes folks, the Asshat Patrol is coast-to-coast! Thanks to asshat patrol member Jon Mark Hall for today’s asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your Asshat of the Day! Interesting situation here. The asshat is actually not in the photo, but was seen pushing the shopping cart behind the jeep and slinking away like the asshat snake that he is. Thanks to asshat patrol member Bone for today's asshat!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Interesting situation here. The asshat is actually not in the photo, but was seen pushing the shopping cart behind the jeep and slinking away like the asshat snake that he is. Thanks to asshat patrol member Bone for today’s asshat!

From Redondo Beach, California, here's your Asshat of the Day! Yes, the Asshat Patrol is truly nationwide. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Sabrina Gardner for today's asshat!

From Redondo Beach, California, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Yes, the Asshat Patrol is truly nationwide. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Sabrina Gardner for today’s asshat!

From Martinsburg, West Virginia, here's your Asshats of the Day! What we have here is a rare double handicapped asshat act of asshattery. Outrageous. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Randy Sagar for today's asshats!

From Martinsburg, West Virginia, here’s your Asshats of the Day! What we have here is a rare double handicapped asshat act of asshattery. Outrageous. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Randy Sagar for today’s asshats!

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From Naples, Florida, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Total Level 1 asshat move if I’ve ever seen one. You, sir, disgust me. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Karlie McCabe Rinehart for today’s asshat!!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your Asshat of the Day! There is literally no explanation for this type of asshattery. None. Level 2 Asshat at it's finest. Thanks to Head of the Asshat Patrol me for today's asshat!!

From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! There is literally no explanation for this type of asshattery. None. Level 2 Asshat at it’s finest. Thanks to Head of the Asshat Patrol me for today’s asshat!!

From Louisville, Kentucky, here's your second Asshat of the Day! Gotta protect that Toyota Corolla, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Joshua Roe for today's second asshat!

From Louisville, Kentucky, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! Gotta protect that Toyota Corolla, man! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Joshua Roe for today’s second asshat!

From Highland Plaza, here's your Asshat of the Day! That's just awful, man. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Charity Adams for today's second asshat!

From Highland Plaza, here’s your Asshat of the Day! That’s just awful, man. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Charity Adams for today’s asshat!

From Mason, Ohio, here's your second Asshat of the Day! This asshat is parking sideways in a handicapped spot! Da hell? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Nikki Thackston for today's second asshat!

From Mason, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! This asshat is parking sideways in a handicapped spot! Da hell? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Nikki Thackston for today’s second asshat!

Ladies and gentlemen, today we have a rare Triple Asshats of the Day sighting! Seldom seen in the wild, these asshats are breaking all parking rules imaginable! I can't even begin to explain this level of asshattery! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ronna Carter Achor for today's asshats!

Ladies and gentlemen, today we have a rare Triple Asshats of the Day sighting! Seldom seen in the wild, these asshats are breaking all parking rules imaginable! I can’t even begin to explain this level of asshattery! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ronna Carter Achor for today’s asshats!

From Paint Valley High School, here's your second Asshat of the Day! I won't release this asshat's name, but let's just say a 6-11, 290 pound asshat is hard to hide! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mikayla Newland for today's second asshat!

From Paint Valley High School, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! I won’t release this asshat’s name, but let’s just say it’s hard for a 6-11, 290 pound asshat to hide! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mikayla Newland for today’s second asshat!

From Penney's in Chillicothe, Ohio here's your Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Hannah "Sad Clown" May for today's asshat!

From Penney’s in Chillicothe, Ohio here’s your Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Hannah “Sad Clown” May for today’s asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio here’s your Asshat of the Day! Wool cap in the summer, beater truck parked sideways, this asshat has it all! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Tyler Frasure for today’s asshat!

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From Bowling Green, Ohio here’s your Asshat of the Day! Just turrible, man. Turrible! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and legendary hoops coach Louis Twigg for today’s asshat!

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From the Chillicothe, Ohio, IHOP, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Love the asshat photo labels! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Patrick Vickers for today’s asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Another asshat abusing the handicapped spot! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Alisha Kellough for today’s asshat!

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From Monroe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Just another ruff and tuff truck that can’t get a door ding! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Tessa Brown for today’s asshat!

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At Kroger’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! Gotta take up two spots, can’t get my truck nicked by a shopping cart! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mark Shoemaker for today’s second asshat!

At the 5th Third Bank in Chillicothe, Ohio, here's your Asshat of the Day! Once again, just no effort involved with this asshat parking job at all! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kati Jo "Popcorn" Hice for today's asshat!

At the 5th Third Bank in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Once again, just no effort involved with this asshat parking job at all! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kati Jo “Popcorn” Hice for today’s asshat!

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From Key West, Florida, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! This asshat was seen parking illegally and walking away barefoot while eating a huge Dino Burger! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Barney Rubble for today’s second asshat!

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From some poor soul’s final resting place, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Dare I say Asshat of the Month? Year? So much for Memorial Day, huh? I hope this asshat is haunted for eternity! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Steve Crabtree for today’s asshat!

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From Morgantown, WV, home of the Mountaineers, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Double asshats like you read about! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Josh Eilert for today’s asshat!

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Columbus, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Just straight-up parking garage asshattery! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Shaina Hammond for today’s asshat!

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From parts unknown, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! This is just next level asshattery right here! UNbelievable.

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Paint Valley HS in Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! This proves that nobody’s safe! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Savanna Johnson for turning in her teammate! Sorry Madison!

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From Colorado Springs, Colorado, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! This asshat makes the double-asshat move of missing his spot and taking up a handicapped spot as well! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member and former Rainsboro student Steve Crabtree for today’s second asshat!

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From the Destiny USA Mall in Syracuse, New York, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Once again we have some textbook Level 1 asshatishness right here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member and esteemed Rochester, NY Democrat and Chronicle sportswriter Jeff DiVeronica for today’s asshat!

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From Louisville, Kentucky, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! This is textbook Level 1 asshatishness! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Joshua Roe for today’s second asshat!

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From Bainbridge, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Tiffany Garrison for today’s asshat! This asshat showed no effort whatsoever. Sad really.

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From Kohl’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Robert P Mccloskey for today’s asshat! Split that line down the middle, asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Just pure carelessness right here. Late at night, plenty of spots, yet this asshat can’t stay inside the lines. Disgusting. Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Dorian George for today’s asshat!

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From Lowe’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Lowe’s seems to be a magnet for asshats! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Jeremy Herald for today’s asshat!

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From Adena Hospital in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Classic Level 1 & 2 asshat behavior right there! Adena is notorious for being a tough place to find one parking spot and this asshat takes up four! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Jordan Brown for today’s asshat!

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From Lowe’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Classic Level 1 asshat behavior right there! Can you say inexcusable? Thanks to Asshat Patrol Members Dalton and Lew Ewry for today’s asshat! Yep, that’s a father-son effort!

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From Dakota’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Classic Level 2 asshat behavior right here! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Penny Clifford for today’s asshat!

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From Pasquale’s in Manchester, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! Manchester has had an asshat outbreak but we have a man on the case! If you look closely it’s actually a double asshat shot! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Mike Reno for today’s second asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Dude, 3-feet. 3-feet and you could have avoided asshatness, and with it shame for life. Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Ronald Skaggs for today’s asshat!

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From the Family Dental Care lot in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! This asshat not only isn’t between the lines, he backed into the grass! Da hell? Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Cade Harper for today’s second asshat!

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From the Time-Warner building in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! Hey, at least this asshat stayed out of the handicapped spot! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Shelly Mark Scott for today’s asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! Those yellow lines mean you can’t park there, asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Grace Mustard for today’s second asshat!

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From Westerville, Ohio, here’s your Asshat of the Day! What the hell is the explanation for this asshat move? He didn’t want anyone to park behind him? The mind reels at this act of asshatishness. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member William Doyle Jr. for today’s asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s your second Asshat of the Day! This is a perfect example of a Level 4 Asshat, as discussed earlier. I personally watched a young lady park this car and walk into Penney’s, and she was clearly not handicapped. What makes this asshat worse is that she had many regular unused spaces all around her, one right beside the handicapped spot as you can see. Yet, she chose the asshat move of taking the spot reserved for someone who might need it. Thanks to me for today’s second asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! See, there are several levels of asshat. Let me explain. A Level 1 Asshat is an asshat who parks sideways, taking up two spots so his car won’t get dinged. A Level 2 Asshat is an asshat who is just too lazy to park between the lines. Level 3 Asshats are too lazy to fit their big trucks into one spot so they just pull up halfway into the spot ahead, taking up two spots in the process. Level 4 Asshats cover all the other inconsiderate parkers, as we will address later today. What we have here is a Level 2 Asshat. This asshat just don’t care. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Payton Beechler for today’s asshat!

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From Agrabah, Arabia, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! Damn Aladdin not only takes up two spaces, he didn’t even bother to smooth out his ride! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Abu for today’s second asshat!

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From Stringtown Road right here in Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! This makes no sense on any level. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Derek Johnson for today’s asshat!

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From Cincinnati, Ohio, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! Asshat’s jeep has the army star on the side, yet he has to illegally park so he can run in to get his Sugar-Free Iced Vanilla With Soy Milk Obnoxious Wussy Latte drink. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Angel Ison for today’s second asshat!

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From the Pike County Walmart here in Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! This asshat needs a shopping cart slammed into him at a high rate of speed! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Jeff Adkins for today’s asshat!

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From a school pick-up in Columbus, Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Gotta get little Trevor out of kindergarten detention! To be honest, I have no idea what’s going on here. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member and Lynchburg-Clay hoops legend Brian Glover for today’s asshat!

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From Champ’s in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! Man, that’s not even close. Can’t get that sweet Kia dinged up though! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cami Holbert for today’s second asshat!

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From Ross County, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Let’s see now, asshat’s by a handicapped spot AND in the no parking lines, AND too close to the other vehicle! Woot! And hey, that may be a baby asshat stroller I see there! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Tara Hollon-Mustard for today’s asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! Asshat had a nearly empty parking lot but decided to park sideways just for the hell of it because he had to run into Smoker Friendly for some fresh butts! Wait. Perhaps his truck couldn’t go in reverse? Whatevs. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Justin Holbert for today’s second asshat!

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From Hillsboro, Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Can’t buy a tough, giant, manly truck only to have a door get dinged! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Faith Davis for today’s asshat! And hey, check out the asshat behind the asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! You just know this guy hopped off that handicapped scooter and jogged to his car after this act of asshattery. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brian Proehl for today’s second asshat! On a related note, it seems our Asshat of the Day movement is beginning to branch out a bit.

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! This asshat had to run into Kroger’s for some Old Milwaukee Light, no time to stay between the lines! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Katelyn Hackworth for today’s asshat!

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From parts unknown (because I forgot to ask), here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! And hey, somebody called this asshat out with a little chalk message! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dale Howland for today’s second asshat!

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DOUBLE ASSHAT ALERT! From Chillicothe, here’s today’s Asshats of the Day! And get this – these asshats are Asshat Patrol member Ryan Notestone’s mother and sister! To hell with family and Mother’s Day, asshats must be exposed! Nobody is safe at any time from the Asshat Patrol!

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From Paint Valley High School, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! Man, that’s just poor parking right there! Don’tcha take a glance back after you park? Geez. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Anthony McFadden for today’s second asshat!

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From Manchester, Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Manchester is apparently rife with asshats! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mike Reno for today’s asshat!

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From the Pike County Walmart, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Asshat at the Pike County Walmart? Shocking! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Matt Blosser for today’s asshat!

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From Washington Court House, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Matt Bruning for today’s asshat!

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From Atlanta, Georgia, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! Lines schmines, this asshat didn’t give a damn! He/she parked in two spots AND parked on the yellow lines! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Lindsey Marie Franks (Lindsey Carroll to Paint Valley folks) for today’s asshat!

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From the IHOP in Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! This asshat wanted some flapjacks and he wanted them NOW. To hell with parking correctly! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Allison Minney for today’s asshat!

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From Adena High School right here in Ross County, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! This asshat had a regular spot mere feet away, yet made the decision to park on the yellow line so he could get closer. That’s textbook asshat behavior! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bone for today’s second asshat!

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From Washington DC, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Connie Lieurance Mollard for today’s asshat! This is our very first asshat from our nation’s capital, although we knew there were plenty of asshats there already!

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have crossed the Mississippi! From the Great Pacific Northwest and Medford, Oregon, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kyle Litter for today’s asshat! Kyle tells me the restaurant at which this asshat was parked had a packed parking lot. That’s Asshat 101, man.

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From Manchester, Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Instant Karma for this asshat though, as he left his lights on! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mike Reno for today’s asshat!

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From Chillicothe, Ohio, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! Part handicapped spot, part yellow lines, this asshat doesn’t care! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Patricia Proehl for today’s asshat!

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From Hillsboro, Ohio, here’s our first-ever double Asshat of the Day sighting. Rare indeed, as asshats are normally solitary creatures. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Ronna Carter Achor for today’s asshats!

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From the Paint Valley High School parking lot, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! Asshat is actually taking up TWO handicapped spots! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Hannah May for today’s asshat!

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From Manchester, Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! This is the first documented case of actually having the asshat in the photo. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Mike Reno for today’s asshat! Note: Mike tells me he knows this chick and her name is Carly. I hope her sense of humor is better than her parking skills.

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From Columbus, Ohio, here’s today’s second Asshat of the Day! Today’s asshat is special because the asshat was turned in by one of his employees. Yes, that truck belongs to the photographer’s boss! Thanks to Anna Beatty for today’s asshat! Nobody is safe from the Asshat Patrol!

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From Longhorn Steakhouse in Chillicothe, OH, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! This dude has the distinction of being our first repeat asshat, as just last week he was busted parking like this at Kroger’s! A couple people defended his parking at then by saying he was parked at the edge of the lot, and hey, it’s a PORSCHE after all. Well, today he’s right by the restaurant during lunch hour. What say you now, asshate enablers? Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Brett Barnhart for today’s asshat!

From Kingston, OH, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day. Stripes, schmipes, I need a Big Gulp! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Blake Lloyd for today’s asshat! Visit the Asshat of the Day page over at Shoe: Untied to see our vast collection of asshats! Note: This is the second submission from the Lloyd Family, an Asshat of the Day first. Further proof that asshat spotting can be a fun, family activity!

From Kingston, OH, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day. Stripes, schmipes, I need a Big Gulp! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Blake Lloyd for today’s asshat! Visit the Asshat of the Day page over at Shoe: Untied to see our vast collection of asshats! Note: This is the second submission from the Lloyd Family, an Asshat of the Day first. Further proof that asshat spotting can be a fun, family activity!

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From Bainbridge, OH, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Sure, why not take up two spaces? Nobody will need that extra space you’re taking. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Casey McFadden for today’s asshat! Visit the Asshat of the Day page over at Shoe: Untied to see our vast collection of asshats! Note: This is the first instance of a father turning in his son. Yes, that’s Anthony‘s truck. Nobody is off-limits, folks.

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From Chillicothe, OH, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Again, plenty of empty spots, but today’s asshat didn’t want to take chances. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Tasha Parks for today’s asshat!

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From Chillicothe, OH, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Plenty of empty spots, but today’s asshat didn’t want to take chances. Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Travis Burton for today’s asshat!

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From Indianapolis, IN, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat of the Day founding father Dave Shoemaker (me!) for today’s asshat!

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From Grove City, OH, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Candy Stewart for today’s asshat!

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From Venice, FL, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! It’s our second straight Florida asshat! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Andy Anderson for today’s asshat!

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From Glen St. Mary, FL, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Marilyn Penrod for today’s asshat!

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From the Bob Evan’s Restaurant here in Chillicothe, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Kody Myers for today’s asshat!

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From Myrtle Beach, SC, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Nick Easterday for today’s asshat!

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From Rooster’s here in Ross County, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Honestly, if you’re pulling a trailer park farther away! Thanks to Asshat Patrol Member Brentany Page for today’s asshat!

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From Shawnee Square right here in Chillicothe, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Alexus Rinehart for today’s asshat!

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From Athens, Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to asshat Patrol member Jon Saxton for today’s asshat!

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From the Atlanta International Airport, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Today’s asshat not only parked on the yellow lines, but he pulled a portable fence over for double the asshatishness! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bob Tillis for today’s asshat!

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From Grove City, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Cassandra Stewart for today’s asshat!

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From the Lower Florida Keys, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dane Iseman for today’s asshat!

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It’s a double asshat day! From Paint Valley HS right here in Ross County, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! The parking lot was packed, yet these asshats took up two spots. Woot! Asshattery at its finest! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Kelsey Lloyd for today’s asshats!

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From Virginia Beach, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol members Alyssa and Alaura Ellsworth for today’s asshat!

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Again from Chillicothe, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to our youngest Asshat Patrol member Davis Kerns for today’s asshat!

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From our home base here in Ross County, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Dustina Davis for today’s asshat!

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From Chillicothe, OH (our home base) here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Asshat Patrol member Bryan Scott for today’s asshat of the Day!

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From Reynoldsburg, Ohio, here’s today’s Asshat of the Day! Thanks to Dave Shoemaker (that’s me) for today’s asshat!

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From the Outer Banks of North Carolina, here’s our very first Asshat of the Day. Thanks to Angie Johnson for being our very first Asshat Patrol member and beginning our Asshat of the Day mission!