Oh for the love of God this is all we need right now, a Man-Fish swimming around in China. And if there’s one there’s more, kids. That’s just science. What’s next? Pig-Faced Chimpanzees? Horse-Faced Gerbils? The mind reels, man. If I was swimming and that Koi-Beast rolled up beside me I’d die on the spot. Holy Hell that’s horrifying.
PS- Don’t tell me those are just markings on that fish. That’s a damn demon face and you know it.
PPS- China’s been on a roll lately, amirite? Must be the a nuclear plant leak or something over there.
