Mike Tyson’s Interviews Are Legendarily Cringeworthy, Still Entertaining

Posted: April 14, 2019 in Funny Videos, Humor, Interesting Videos, Sports
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Tyson, man. Dude’s batshit crazy. Favorite quotes:

My style is impetuous, my defense impregnable, and I’m ferocious. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.”

“I don’t want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls.”

“My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”

“I think I’ll take a bath in his blood.”

“I don’t know, man. I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.”

Gimme a holler.

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