Woman Tries To Take Selfie With Jaguar, Is Mauled Accordingly

Posted: March 11, 2019 in Animals, Assclowns, Humor

Yahoo Lifestyle- Some people will go a bit too far to get that perfect selfie. A woman was attacked by a jaguar after she crossed over a zoo barrier in order to take a photo with the wild animal, authorities say.

And so it goes. Once again some dipshit tried a stupid selfie and paid the price. People have now been killed or injured talking selfies with lions, bears, on the edge of cliffs, on top of towers, and now with a damn cheetah. Amazing really. Natural selection at its best I guess? Anywho, good job jaguar. You did it for all of us.

Gimme a holler.

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