Australian Pig Steals 18-Beers From Campers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow

Posted: August 8, 2017 in Animals, Humor, News, Things I Love
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ABC Network – A booze-pilfering, drunken, feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

Ladies and gentlemen, every once in a awhile you come across a story that is so perfect, so splendid, so beyond compare that even a world-class blogger such as I cannot improve upon it. This, my friends, is one of those stories. Thank you and goodnight.

PS- Nothing worse than a pig who can’t handle his booze. Trust me, I’ve seen a few.

PPS- Seriously though, who amongst us hasn’t stolen some hooch, terrorized a campsite, fought with an innocent cow, and swam out into a river before passing out under a tree? I mean really? Don’t judge, people.

UPDATE: The pig, whose name was Swino, is dead. Sad news for all of us. You can read about it here.

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Comments
  1. Brent Davis says:

    Who won the fight pig or cow

  2. Peter Sanderson says:

    Which goes to prove Darwin was barking up the wrong tree.
    Pigs descended from man.

  3. So, did the pig win the fight or what?

  4. Glen Chitty says:

    Clever pig managing to open 18 cans of beer ??!!! As an Aussie find it a bit hard to believe !!! Mind you ! Stranger things do happen here ! 😂😂☹️🇦🇺

  5. aresmoothstirv says:

    Dear PPS,
    Only if, ..the works would be a better place.

  6. Gen says:

    Hey mate. It’s doing the rounds on FB. love it!

  7. Emma Child says:

    The Blog of Bloggers.

  8. Roxie says:

    Before referring to yourself as a “world class blogger”, perhaps you should spell and grammarian check your work.

  9. JunkChuck says:

    This restores my faith in, well, not mankind–but everything else. Rest well, Swino. You’ll live eternally in our hearts and minds.

  10. Juan Baddoggi says:

    Not only did I do all that, I couldn’t remember her name the next morning

  11. Rick says:

    I’m curious about why you assume the Pig was a he… Most of the pigs I know that can’t hold their liquor a women

  12. Who's asking? says:

    Even a world-class blogger such as me* or myself* not I.
    Just came to say that. Cool story though. Sad ending.

  13. Jim Gerwing says:

    My great uncle used to talk about pickled pigs feet. Mmmmm!

  14. Isn’t that just the average Australian person’s Friday night?

  15. Robbie says:

    Am I the only one who wants to see the video of the pig fighting the cow?

  16. Greg Walker says:

    He may be gone, but he has left a fine legacy behind him. He will forever be my spirit animal.

Gimme a holler.

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