Seriously, Ugly Dog Contest people? You think Martha here is ugly? You, sirs, are idiots. Martha is beautiful. Oh sure, you can pull on her jowls and make fun of her, but gorgeous she still remains.
And hey, although I love dogs I’m not one of those guys who think all dogs are beautiful. Some are decidedly not, like these guys:
Still, they’re sorta cute in their own, quirky way. But Martha? Give me a break, man.
