Hotel Room in Alps Without Walls is Biggest Scam Ever

Posted: June 5, 2017 in Assclowns, Nature, WTF?
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Sigh . . .

From Tech Insider – From a lodge sculpted from ice to one made from metal sheets, there are an infinite number offbeat hotels that re-think the traditional B&B.

One open-air hotel, called Null Stern, eliminates walls and a roof altogether. Located in the middle of the Swiss Alps, it only features a bed with linens.

The “hotel” costs about $210 per night.

“The star is not the hotel but each guest,” the hotel’s co-founder, Daniel Charbonnier, tells Tech Insider. “We got rid of all the walls, and the only thing left is you and your experience.”

$210? Hey, I have an idea. How about I throw a sleeping bag on that hill back there and pay zero dollars? Listen, you morons, you’re defeating the whole purpose of sleeping in a hotel if you’re, you know, outside. And you’re also defeating the purpose of sleeping outside if you’re, you know, in a bed. On a related note, I hope a bear sneaks up on the next people who stay in this “hotel” and eats them alive. Good God.

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