Guy Love Elves So Of Course He’s Becoming One

Posted: May 4, 2017 in News, WTF?
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SourceA fantasy fanatic has spent more than £25,000 on plastic surgery as he wants to become a real-life elf.

Luis Padron, 25, from Buenos Aires, Argentina, became obsessed with the world of elves, angels and fantasy beings after being bullied as a child. He became determined to look like his favorite otherworldly characters and started bleaching his hair and skin.

Mr. Padron gets unusual looks but says he doesn’t care what people think and said he won’t stop until he has fully ‘transformed’ into an elf.

He’s having plastic surgery in order to have pointy-ears, and is even having ribs removed to maintain a more elvish figure. 

His lifestyle comes at a cost, with a $5,000 monthly cost to continue bleaching his skin and hair, high sunscreen to prevent his skin from tanning, contact lenses, make-up and care products.

“I don’t consider this an obsession, but in fantasy you have all of the hope, love, friendship and good feelings,” he said.

Sure, nothing screams “not obsessive” like changing your body to look exactly like an elf. That’s not obsessive at all. I mean, I’d have probably gone with the golden-locked Thor, but that’s just me. But hey, I’m not mad at this guy. If he wants to look like a pointy-eared, supernatural, make-believe, mischievous fairy more power to him.  Gotta chase your dreams, man.

PS- Sixty grand a year seems a little steep to maintain an elf-like appearance, but what do I know?

PPS- Best elf ever? Buddy.

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