Ohio Man Arrested for Hatchet Chase, Incident Results in Mugshot for the Ages

Posted: April 7, 2017 in Fights, Humor, News
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A Toledo man, Noel E. Dawson Jr., pleaded not guilty today in Toledo Municipal Court to chasing a family member with a hatchet.

Mr. Dawson is accused of chasing a family member Sunday with a hatchet. Prosecutors allege he swung the hatchet at the man, but struck his truck instead — leaving a large dent in the hood, according to a complaint filed in Toledo Municipal Court.

When Mr. Dawson was arrested, he refused to give the officer any of his information and rather just shouted obscenities, court records show. 

OK, before I criticize Noel E. Dawson Jr. I have to know the all facts here. I mean, maybe this family member stole his Cheez Whiz sandwich or something. Hey, there are valid reasons for chasing a family member with a hatchet, ya know? Secondly, there’s nothing worse than missing a family member with a hatchet and hitting your truck, huh? That sucks. Finally, if there was ever a man that would chase a family member with a hatchet it’s the guy in that photo up there. That’s just glorious.

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