Princeton Class of 2012 Cancels Reunion Theme Because the Princeton Class of 2012 Are Idiots

Posted: March 2, 2017 in Assclowns, Opinion, Things I Hate, Wussification of America
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Sigh. Here’s the deal. Princeton’s class of 2012 is having a 5th year reunion and their slogan is “Revenge of the Fifth.” Get it? The latest Star Wars movie was “Revenge of the Sith”? I know, not very original but whatever. Anyhoo, their costume inspiration was stormtroopers, and people got upset. Here’s the letter the reunion committee sent out: starwars-princeton

Sweet son of a mother. How in the world can someone who was born in 1990 be offended by a common term used in Nazi Germany? HOW? Newsflash: Star Wars came out in 1977, only 32-years after the fall of Hitler’s Germany, and it was a huge worldwide hit. This means, kids, that millions of the actual people who suffered at the hands of the Nazis were still alive when the movie came out. I’m talking about people who were terrorized by Hitler’s Gestapo and SS and survived the Nazi death camps. These people somehow managed to watch the movie, hear the term Stormtrooper, and you know, realize they were watching a movie. Yet, a bunch of 27-year-olds wussies from Princeton are so offended they have to run to their “safe space.” Heaven help us all.

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Attention Princeton dumbasses: L: Actual Stormtrooper. R: Pretend Movie Stormtrooper

Ladies and gentlemen, the Wussification of America continues . . .

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