Beyonce Pregnancy Announcement is Tastefully Done, Timelessly Classic

Posted: February 2, 2017 in Assclowns, Humor, WTF?

So Bey is expecting twins, and it’s weird but the Instagram photo she released is pretty much exactly the same as the one my grandma released prior to my father’s birth. The tasteful veil, the flowers, the bra and panties, just a classic, timeless look if you will. Kudos, Bey. Kudos.

Note- Every time I make fun of Beyonce I get a few indignant messages from members of The Beyhive, her fan club. Seriously, they’re called The Beyhive.

Note 2: But seriously, what’s with the veil?


Watch for thorns there, Bey.


Gimme a holler.

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