Woman Wakes to Find Spongebob Squarepants Standing Over Her, And I Can Think of Nothing More Terrifying

Posted: January 31, 2017 in Humor, News, WTF?
Pure terror.

Pure terror.

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. —  An intruder who police say was wearing a SpongeBob outfit while standing over a sleeping woman was arrested Monday morning.

It happened at around 7:15 a.m. Police responded to a home burglary call near 21st Avenue South and 7th Street.  A woman who had been asleep on her couch woke up to find the suspect, identified as Steven Charles Kirkland, 32, wearing the SpongeBob outfit.

The man ran from the house and the victim called police.

Well, I can think of nothing more horrifying than this. Just a terrifying image, waking up, groggily opening your eyes, only to find SpongeBob SquarePants looming over you like some ocean dweller from Hell. Just awful. Those weird eyes, that blank stare, those square pants . . . chills, man.

PS- The image of SpongeBob SquarePants hoofing it from a house is the height of comedy. Makes me smile.


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