Knicks Offer Carmelo Anthony to Cavs for Kevin Love Because the Knicks Are Out of Their Minds

Posted: January 25, 2017 in Assclowns, Humor, Sports

According to ESPN’s Marc Stein, Carmelo Anthony’s days with the New York carmelo_anthony_meme_3Knicks may be numbered, but the franchise’s brass may want to rethink what it can get in return for him. A report from ESPN’s Marc Stein claims the Knicks offered to trade Anthony to the Cleveland Cavaliers in exchange for Kevin Love. They were immediately turned down.

B-W-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A!!! Gee, ya think? Let’s see . . . Love is 28, four years younger than Melo. Love is averaging 20.5 points and 10.9 rebounds in 31.9 minutes per game. His PER has also risen to 22.28, his highest number since joining the Cavs before the 2014-15 season. He’s also learned to play within the LeBron-Kyrie Irving Cavs offense.

Melo, on the other hand, is averaging 22.6 and 6.0 while being the Black Hole of the NBA. Dude is a ball-stopper extraordinaire who would rather kill a puppy than, you know, PASS THE DAMN BALL.

The Knicks and Phil Jackson, my friends, are cuckoo, delirious and batshit crazy.


Gimme a holler.

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