Trump Wants To Build Up Our Military, Also Have More Parades

Posted: January 18, 2017 in Humor, Opinion, Politics
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So President Trump says he wants to be a cheerleader for our country, build up our military and also have more military parades. First, the quote:

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First of all, it’s about time we built up our damn military. I mean, check out this chart. We’ve been slacking for years:

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But hey, I gotta tell you I think he’s on to something with this parade thing. Nothing boosts morale more than a parade, amirite? Let’s have military parades all over the country and just flex our muscles like the badass country that we are. Let’s fly bombers over every small town in the midwest, damn it. Maybe even “accidentally” release some of those cluster bombs over Ann Arbor or something. And I want big parades, none of this small-time bullshit. I can see Trump’s America now, man. It’s gonna be great . . .

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S . . . sigh.

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