Maid of Honor Arrested At Wedding For A Few Minor Transgressions*

Posted: January 13, 2017 in Fails, Fights, Humor
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No remorse, man.

*And by minor transgressions I mean insane, batshit crazy transgressions. Read on . . .

Brian and Jennifer Butler got married and all was beautiful. It was their special day. They had their cake and first dance. Then the Maid of Honor, Amanda Willis, started drinking. Here’s the awesome story of the Maid of Dishonor . . .

A maid of honor was arrested and faces numerous charges after she allegedly drank too much, got into a car and nearly hit the best man at a wedding reception in Charlotte County, Florida, television station WBBH in Fort Myers reported on Tuesday.

The ceremony was described as beautiful, but when the reception kicked off, guests said the maid of honor, Amanda Willis, got drunk, according to WBBH.

“She was a mess. She drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball,” said one guest, Robert Templeton.

The bride told the station Willis “was drunk” within 20-minutes.

 Willis started asking people for their keys, according to those in attendance.

“She just went up to the best man and grabbed his keys out of his pocket and jumped in his car,” said Templeton.

Willis backed out and almost hit the best man — Brian Butler’s brother, who grabbed on to the car, the station reported.

“She took off, and his feet were dragging across the ground. He had to hit the E-brake,” said Templeton.

Guests wrestled Willis out of the car.

“She went back inside. She grabbed up the big bottle of Captain Morgan and just guzzled it,” said Jennifer Butler.

Then they say she got violent.

“As soon as I turned around, she came up and cracked me upside of the face,” said Templeton.

He said he swung back before he knew what was happening, and the deputies were called.

“It was insane. Absolutely insane,” said Jena Templeton.

Deputies said Willis claimed to be having an asthma attack and started shaking as if she were having a seizure. They took her to a nearby hospital, where she exposed herself to deputies, assaulted two medics and kicked over her bed pan, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office.

“She had her be her maid of honor, and it was a bad decision,” said Robert Templeton.

While Willis was supposed to be the bride’s best friend, Jennifer Butler said the two are no longer friends.

This arrest is Willis’ ninth in Charlotte County. She faces charges of larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation.

This may be the greatest wedding story in the history of wedding stories. But hey, I’m not mad at ya, Amanda Willis. Who among us has not participated in a wedding, guzzled an entire bottle of Fireball, stole the best man’s car keys, stole the best man’s car, tried to kill the best man, downed a bottle of Captain Morgan, cracked a guest upside the face, faked a seizure, exposed ourselves to the cops, assaulted two medics and kicked over our bed pan? I mean really. Cut Amanda Willis a break, man. Everyone has a bad day now and then. So she may have stolen the attention from the bride. Big deal.

And I love Robert Templeton. After much introspection, he has come to the conclusion that having Amanda Willis as a Maid of Honor was “a bad decision.” Good call, Robert. Good call. I mean, who could’ve seen it coming? It’s not like she’d been arrested 8-times before or anything.

Florida, man.

 

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